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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13001421 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145935 on: July 08, 2019, 05:48:25 pm »

Don't they have like minefields and shit around A51? Y'know, to keep the lizard people from esacping easily?
They've got motion sensors and dudes with guns in nondescript white trucks observing in the distance

You know, considering its public knowledge that Area 51 is supposed to be the alien place, if it ever was they probably have already moved the aliens to someplace else since it became publicly known.
Everything is at Area 52 now
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145936 on: July 08, 2019, 06:36:52 pm »

Ya hafta run headlong at the barbed wire fence with a luggage trolley to get Area 52 3/4. That's why they keep tasing me every time I try, because I know the secret entrance.
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« Reply #145937 on: July 08, 2019, 07:27:30 pm »

Ya hafta run headlong at the barbed wire fence with a luggage trolley to get Area 52 3/4. That's why they keep tasing me every time I try, because I know the secret entrance.
Them bastards. They don't wanna let ya get into alien wizard school!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145938 on: July 08, 2019, 07:40:12 pm »

All joking aside, Area 51 is a military research facility located in the middle of a bombing range to keep people out, that is almost certainly home to the most advanced and most classified military prototypes that the nation possesses. Trying to force a way onto it is not advisable to anybody that does not want to die a very early death.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145939 on: July 08, 2019, 08:09:02 pm »

Don't let Shonus fool you.  They want to take you alive so they can waterboard you to find out who sent you.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145940 on: July 08, 2019, 08:53:03 pm »

anybody that does not want to die a very early death.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145941 on: July 08, 2019, 11:52:41 pm »

Been getting into No Agenda, or trying to.

For a podcast marketed on not having a lean.. boy do they have a lean.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145942 on: July 09, 2019, 09:02:43 am »

How to flush doom monster out of volcano it's hiding in: Nuke it. Literally drop a man-portable nuclear bomb into the volcano and detonate it. Can't hide in a volcano if there's no volcano left!

... might actually be the first part of this monster paradise thing that's a legit gift to read, ha.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145943 on: July 09, 2019, 09:56:28 am »

Been getting into No Agenda, or trying to.

For a podcast marketed on not having a lean.. boy do they have a lean.
What is their lean?
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« Reply #145944 on: July 09, 2019, 10:23:46 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145945 on: July 09, 2019, 10:53:00 am »

How to flush doom monster out of volcano it's hiding in: Nuke it. Literally drop a man-portable nuclear bomb into the volcano and detonate it. Can't hide in a volcano if there's no volcano left!

... might actually be the first part of this monster paradise thing that's a legit gift to read, ha.

Plus, there are literally zero possible negative effects.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145946 on: July 09, 2019, 10:59:14 am »

Been getting into No Agenda, or trying to.

For a podcast marketed on not having a lean.. boy do they have a lean.
What is their lean?
A quick google would suggest that they are a cat's whisker to the right of centre.
I don't even like podcasts though, so I'm not about to actually look into this further.   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145947 on: July 09, 2019, 02:39:30 pm »

I think Deviantart thinks I'm a foot fetishist. I looked up 'Zelda' and about one in 6 pictures was of a zelda character showing the soles of their feet.
I don't think I've ever clicked on such a picture, nor done anything else that should make it think so.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145948 on: July 09, 2019, 02:54:36 pm »

Deviantart's become (or always-was-but-is-now-more-obviously) a place for various fetishes and porn work.

It's practically an r34 site now.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145949 on: July 09, 2019, 02:57:52 pm »

"become"

Its literally in the name.  Deviantart has always been a place for 10-20 year old fetishists.
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