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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145980 on: July 11, 2019, 09:56:49 am »

The first time I tripped, one of my friends must have been especially sweaty or something because when we went for a walk flies started absolutely swarming him, especially on his back where they all clustered in a roiling mass of black carapaces and it was a truly horrifying thing to see in that state.

Also we picked up an abandoned couch that another friend had spotted several blocks away. I'm not sure what horrors had taken place on that couch, but I'm pretty sure it was the source of the flies. Also it smelled awful.
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« Reply #145981 on: July 11, 2019, 12:13:19 pm »

I'm not even that unhinged by the standards of this forum, by the looks of it...
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« Reply #145982 on: July 11, 2019, 12:18:27 pm »

Yeah, this is a good place to go to redefine your standards of insanity thus that you no longer fall under them~
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« Reply #145983 on: July 11, 2019, 12:20:00 pm »

Yeah, this is a good place to go to redefine your standards of insanity thus that you no longer fall under them~

Good news! You're not insane anymore. We cured you.
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« Reply #145984 on: July 11, 2019, 12:30:48 pm »

Hooray! Shifting goalposts!
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« Reply #145985 on: July 11, 2019, 12:36:17 pm »

Ah but you see, it is not the goalposts which have moved, it is the ground underlying, flowing like blood.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145986 on: July 11, 2019, 01:07:24 pm »

Was having a dream where I played some weird-ass Civ V-like turn-based strategy game, where my (one-use, for some reason) sniper unit stationed in the Alps one-shot a tank unit in Norway.

This is the one of the two things* I remember from that dream, so I didn't post it in the dream thread.

*I was also eating some kind of soup with avocado pieces in it.
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« Reply #145987 on: July 11, 2019, 01:07:44 pm »

Ah but you see, it is not the goalposts which have moved, it is the ground underlying, flowing like blood.
Well just to correct you, there was never no goalpost
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« Reply #145988 on: July 11, 2019, 04:31:03 pm »

Ordered a lunch bag off Amazon to replace the one I currently use. Good WTF is that I used the cheapest shipping option with an ETA of next Tuesday, and it arrived in less than 48 hours(faster than the most expensive shipping option). Bad WTF is that it's half the size I need, and actually smaller than the dimensions listed on the page... not by half, but still justification enough to return it. Good WTF is that returning it is apparently as easy as dropping it off at the nearest Kohl's store, and supposedly I'd even get the shipping refunded.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145989 on: July 12, 2019, 10:37:33 am »

Was having a dream where I played some weird-ass Civ V-like turn-based strategy game, where my (one-use, for some reason) sniper unit stationed in the Alps one-shot a tank unit in Norway.

This is the one of the two things* I remember from that dream, so I didn't post it in the dream thread.

*I was also eating some kind of soup with avocado pieces in it.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145990 on: July 12, 2019, 04:20:27 pm »

Women keep smiling at me. The only difference between now and the previous no-smiles me is I have been working out a bit, but I don't think it's made that much difference to how I look.... maybe I'm just more confident seeming or something?

Dunno.

((This post inspired by the McDonald's serving girl smiling at me while I sat with my parents and sister, and the ensuing gentle-to-violent-ribbing.))

Also, I would put this in the happy thread, but I feel more bemused than anything.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145991 on: July 12, 2019, 04:28:16 pm »

Confidence usually ends up showing you that they've been smiling all along, and you just couldn't notice. Hooray!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #145992 on: July 12, 2019, 04:36:16 pm »

Just having more confidence and smiling in general makes other like you more, on an intrinsic level.  Keep working out and keep smiling!


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« Reply #145993 on: July 12, 2019, 06:04:58 pm »

Who said anything about smiling?

They smile. I look bemused.

If they're still there after my mind has time to send messages to my face, then I smile.
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« Reply #145994 on: July 12, 2019, 06:18:24 pm »

Who said anything about smiling?

They smile. I look bemused.

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