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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 5813193 times)

Kagus

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146700 on: August 25, 2019, 09:17:07 pm »

(Presumably?) Bisexual mofo tonight tried getting me hot and bothered with some half-assed Stolen Valor...

"Oh yeah, and I also went to West Point"

"West Point military academy?"

"Yeah"

"Oh neat, what was your specialization? I knew a guy in Cavalry who went there"

"Uhh... Y'know, it was really long ago, and I've done a lot of stuff with guitar since then, so I don't really... But I was a gunner!"

"So, infantry? Squad gunner?"

"Yeah! I uh... I shot squirrels, from 16,000 miles away!" (in his defense, the man was quite drunk)



Then when the bar was closing, I walked out and he was sitting at one of the tables. I waved goodbye in passing, and he shouted after me "If you wanna go home with me, you can just say so!", to which I replied: "Nah, it's cool!" (in my defense, I was also quite drunk)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146701 on: August 25, 2019, 09:24:50 pm »

Perhaps you would have enjoyed the tender minstrations or someone who claims to be able to shoot small mammals from 2/3 of the world away.

Then again, if he canít think to go the short way, thereís probably something wrong with him.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146702 on: August 25, 2019, 11:57:11 pm »

Maybe the squirrel had effective cover from the near side
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #146703 on: Today at 01:49:54 am »

This belongs both here and in ameripol, but ameripol gets too much of this, so I am posting it here.

https://thehill.com/opinion/white-house/458694-trump-preps-conspiracy-theory-to-explain-faltering-economy

Please, somebody do some environmental science to see if there are any, any at all, correlations between modern pollutants in the past 20 years, and increased incidence rates of batshit crazy like this.



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