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King Zultan

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147180 on: September 16, 2019, 11:21:33 pm »

When you say 'infant stockpile' do you mean a box you put all the babies in?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147181 on: September 16, 2019, 11:28:35 pm »

When you say 'infant stockpile' do you mean a box you put all the babies in?
So it's basically a cage, but you can put babies into it?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147182 on: September 16, 2019, 11:30:57 pm »

I mean some kind of nursery, as an involved alternative, or literal dumping zone for infants.

A room, even just the barracks the dwarf is assigned to, where little McBeanbag is stuffed into while mommy goes and tries to get herself killed.  Infants in general could benefit from it, as haulers could drag them back to the stockpile/dump/nursery when they stray.  and it gives some actual control over their meandering.


Although, now that you mention it, kobolds do have what I presume is a hack to allow them to stuff babies into bags, so why not a box of baby dwarves?  Maybe we can have stories of how they were accidentally sold to the elves for whatever fruity wine they have.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147183 on: Today at 12:40:13 am »

I mean some kind of nursery, as an involved alternative, or literal dumping zone for infants.

A room, even just the barracks the dwarf is assigned to, where little McBeanbag is stuffed into while mommy goes and tries to get herself killed.  Infants in general could benefit from it, as haulers could drag them back to the stockpile/dump/nursery when they stray.  and it gives some actual control over their meandering.


Although, now that you mention it, kobolds do have what I presume is a hack to allow them to stuff babies into bags, so why not a box of baby dwarves?  Maybe we can have stories of how they were accidentally sold to the elves for whatever fruity wine they have.
A box of babies isn't really that farfetched. We humans call them "cribs." Have numerous "baby cage traps" in one room, hopefully presided over by a nurse? That's a nursery, which is just a box full of baby boxes.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147184 on: Today at 01:03:47 am »

I mean some kind of nursery, as an involved alternative, or literal dumping zone for infants.

A room, even just the barracks the dwarf is assigned to, where little McBeanbag is stuffed into while mommy goes and tries to get herself killed.  Infants in general could benefit from it, as haulers could drag them back to the stockpile/dump/nursery when they stray.  and it gives some actual control over their meandering.


Although, now that you mention it, kobolds do have what I presume is a hack to allow them to stuff babies into bags, so why not a box of baby dwarves?  Maybe we can have stories of how they were accidentally sold to the elves for whatever fruity wine they have.
A box of babies isn't really that farfetched. We humans call them "cribs." Have numerous "baby cage traps" in one room, hopefully presided over by a nurse? That's a nursery, which is just a box full of baby boxes.
That is an interesting way of thinking about places
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147185 on: Today at 01:05:20 am »

Being Human, a Guide;

Step 1: put everything in boxes.
Step 2: put the boxes in boxes.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: have an existential crisis when things inevitably don't fit neatly in the boxes you made for them. Get drunk and cry.
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« Reply #147186 on: Today at 03:47:01 am »

Step 5: die of ennui and be buried in a box.
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