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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6966301 times)

King Zultan

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147420 on: September 30, 2019, 09:02:04 am »

I'm not sure what the hells wrong with this thing because now the broken keys work fine but the touchpad doesn't work now and I'm having to use the shitty little stick mouse thing that's in the middle of the keyboard.

The keyboard doesn't seem to be dirty, I probably should clean it anyway, but I'm not sure of that will fix the touchpad.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147421 on: September 30, 2019, 09:08:52 am »

I'm not sure what the hells wrong with this thing because now the broken keys work fine but the touchpad doesn't work now and I'm having to use the shitty little stick mouse thing that's in the middle of the keyboard.
Oh god, not the clitmouse... I thought those times had passed.

May we never be forced to relive the horrors of the clitmouse.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147422 on: September 30, 2019, 09:19:32 am »

Oh thatís what thatís called? I only find them on laptops
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147423 on: September 30, 2019, 09:39:43 am »

I'm not sure what the hells wrong with this thing because now the broken keys work fine but the touchpad doesn't work now and I'm having to use the shitty little stick mouse thing that's in the middle of the keyboard.
Oh god, not the clitmouse... I thought those times had passed.

May we never be forced to relive the horrors of the clitmouse.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147424 on: September 30, 2019, 09:53:57 am »

Oh god, not the clitmouse... I thought those times had passed.

May we never be forced to relive the horrors of the clitmouse.
I never realized that thing had a name, I always amused it was call annoying because it is.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147426 on: September 30, 2019, 09:57:34 am »

Oh thatís what thatís called? I only find them on laptops
Ummmm that's not the official name, no
https://xkcd.com/243/

DAMMIT NINJA'D  :P
but yeah "clitmouse" is vulgar.  Nub-mouse is most normal.
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« Reply #147427 on: September 30, 2019, 09:59:46 am »

Oh
Thank youKagus for the graphic. Iíve never heard people refer to it before
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147428 on: September 30, 2019, 10:39:13 am »

Haha. Nub mouse. I'll show your mouse a nub~
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« Reply #147429 on: September 30, 2019, 07:47:24 pm »

I was just reading that silicon valley start up "Wag", which is an app for dog walking (e.g. a pet minding Uber), raised $300 million in investor capital then somehow everything went wrong.

Seriously, I'm going to move to San Francisco and launch "Toe" an app that tells you when to cut your toenails and it requires a subscription plus an exclusive referral so that only the elite are allowed in, and see how much venture capital I can raise.

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« Reply #147430 on: September 30, 2019, 08:10:08 pm »

I was just reading that silicon valley start up "Wag", which is an app for dog walking (e.g. a pet minding Uber), raised $300 million in investor capital then somehow everything went wrong.

Seriously, I'm going to move to San Francisco and launch "Toe" an app that tells you when to cut your toenails and it requires a subscription plus an exclusive referral so that only the elite are allowed in, and see how much venture capital I can raise.
Good luck with that. Are you trying to make fun of the rich, actually gain venture capital, or both?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147431 on: September 30, 2019, 08:14:04 pm »

I think he's not serious, despite saying "seriously".

At least, I've assumed so far that Reelya is male. His profile doesn't say. The other part I'm pretty certain of.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147432 on: September 30, 2019, 08:26:56 pm »

Ive always thought of reelya as a she.  I dont think its ever been relevant.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147433 on: September 30, 2019, 08:55:17 pm »

ive always thought of reelya as an 8mm tape reel
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147434 on: September 30, 2019, 11:27:44 pm »

I went a couple blocks or so out of my way to what google maps told me was the nearest park, in the hopes of finding a pleasant spot to sit in the sun and eat the pie I had just purchased.

I finally get there, through a bunch of secluded residential streets and even a tiny lane way, only for it to be filled with small children running about, shouting and screaming and noisily kicking aerodynamic sports objects.
Argh. That kinda shit should be illegal to do in a park.

 
Ended up having to walk all the way back and sit on this bench outside the 'council chambers', perpendicular to the street, which was the best I could do.
At least it's not one of the few other benches around here, which are invariably right on the main road (or next to bus stops) and generally facingtowards the footpath for some reason.
Whoever planned this suburb kinda fucked up this aspect.
Or who knows, perhaps they did a great job and later generations of fuckwits removed all the well-situated seating.
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