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Greiger

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147015 on: September 05, 2019, 09:49:06 pm »

Ok so we should forevermore base science on cat behavior.  So you can tell if someone is a good person by their feet, sleep is the secret to eternal life, and the best way to say good morning to someone is to stand on their chest and display your anus to them.
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« Reply #147016 on: September 05, 2019, 09:54:43 pm »

Head butting people is a means of showing affection.

As is presenting half-eaten corpses.
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« Reply #147017 on: September 05, 2019, 10:13:26 pm »

I mean yea, if we must science then it may as well be done the right way!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147018 on: September 05, 2019, 10:25:08 pm »

Head butting people is a means of showing affection.

My cat chosen me by head butting my hand and laying on it at the shelter.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147019 on: September 05, 2019, 11:04:19 pm »

I just found my cat climbing the back of the recliner.

from INSIDE the upholstery.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147020 on: September 06, 2019, 01:02:28 am »

First time cat owner, or first time recliner owner? :P
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147021 on: September 06, 2019, 03:51:29 am »

First time cat owner, or first time recliner owner? :P
The best part?

He doesn't even own a recliner.

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« Reply #147022 on: September 06, 2019, 08:28:03 am »

i have come to the inevitable conclusion that a person's feet reflect their true 'essence'.  At least as far as my cat and its interest in rubbing on them is concerned.  When given a choice, it prefers my feet to my hands to rub its face on, indicating that the feet are more important to identity.

It also enjoys catching my forearm and cleaning it raw with its tongue.

Your cat is just sizing you up to see how long it can live off your corpse "in case" you mysteriously die in a household accident soon.
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« Reply #147023 on: September 06, 2019, 08:32:30 am »

A family friend's kid is a mortician and he said that if you die in your house and have cats that sometimes they'll eat your face, apparently starting with the nose.
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« Reply #147024 on: September 06, 2019, 08:38:42 am »

So will dogs.
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« Reply #147025 on: September 06, 2019, 08:57:32 am »

Hell, if you die locked in somewhere with another human, the human will eat you too. It's not limited to animals.

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« Reply #147026 on: September 06, 2019, 09:33:06 am »

Yeah, that happened to me a few years ago, when I became most in an IKEA maze and had to hunt my fellow customers to survive.
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« Reply #147027 on: September 06, 2019, 09:43:52 am »

Yeah, that happened to me a few years ago, when I became most in an IKEA maze and had to hunt my fellow customers to survive.
You should seek IKEA mazes and become most again then.
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« Reply #147028 on: September 06, 2019, 10:10:16 am »

You got lost in the endless ikea, and escaped?
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« Reply #147029 on: September 06, 2019, 10:22:11 am »

I wonder what its like to become most?
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