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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147885 on: October 14, 2019, 02:42:21 pm »

Can't you just... pop the bubbles?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147886 on: October 14, 2019, 02:48:14 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147887 on: October 14, 2019, 02:56:06 pm »

How am I supposed to pop bubbles on the inside of the screen?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147888 on: October 14, 2019, 03:09:57 pm »

I had a buddy who put a screwdriver though his hard drive in a fit of drunken fury.

Point is a screwdriver can probably pierce a screen if it can pierce a hard drive.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147889 on: October 14, 2019, 03:24:45 pm »

But it will BREAK THE SCREEN
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147890 on: October 14, 2019, 03:27:44 pm »

But it will BREAK THE SCREEN

And the bubbles.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147891 on: October 14, 2019, 03:46:56 pm »

Have you tried just pressing on the screen? I have no idea if this would work, but it might.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147892 on: October 14, 2019, 04:16:55 pm »

I work with computer repair, quick question, Are they see through or is it black inside them?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147893 on: October 15, 2019, 12:45:34 am »

Let's take bets on how big the chances are that my laptop explodes when the bubble line reaches the top
Suddenly I don't feel quite so bad about the dead ant stuck in my screen.   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147894 on: October 15, 2019, 04:33:31 am »

Let's take bets on how big the chances are that my laptop explodes when the bubble line reaches the top
Suddenly I don't feel quite so bad about the dead ant stuck in my screen.   
I want to ask how that happened but at the same time reading an explanation would probably ruin the magic.

Just like how I learned that the Easter Bunny is just Santa Claus in a fursuit, and that reindeer propel themselves through the air with magical farts made out of souls after being forcefed naughty children and elves that are too old to work, ruined the magic of easter and christmas.

I think part of the problem with Rudolph is that some of the souls went to power his nose light making his soul farts weaker, reducing the sleigh thrust to weight ratio.  But the stop motion cartoon never explains that.  Otherwise why ostracize the one with the built in headlight?  I imagine santa would be paring him with all the female deer then and he'd have his own personal deer harem.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147895 on: October 15, 2019, 04:46:11 am »

I've never heard that explanation before, it explains why Santa keeps a naughty list instead of just a nice list
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« Reply #147896 on: October 15, 2019, 04:47:48 am »

I kind of want to know where you learned that because it seems magical, and I need to know more.
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« Reply #147897 on: October 15, 2019, 04:58:47 am »

Santa fuels the reindeer up with the elderly elves before leaving the north pole, and just makes occasional stops to pick up naughty kids.  Now of course if he just had the deer eat the kid on the rooftop the kid would likely expire before their soul was captured, and make all kinds of horrible noise aside.  So he just steals them from their bed still sleeping, and uses the same magic he uses to fit himself down chimneys or through mail slots, to just magic a kid down whatever reindeer's throat needs the most juice.  Kid does not wake up until they are already in the deer's gut, and no-one is the wiser in the building.

I mean really it's the only way presents appearing under the tree every Christmas makes any sense at all.

P.S. Oh and that 'reindeer food' your parents may have had you spread around your yard?  Your parents know you were naughty that year, so they bought some low quality bits of kid from some other family.  Your parents are hoping the reindeer will just eat all that instead and be too full to eat you once santa snatched you, leaving no choice but to put you back.  That's why they are so happy to see all the reindeer poop in the front yard when usually they are angry when the neighbor dog even does a little piddle.  It means it worked.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147898 on: October 15, 2019, 05:01:00 am »

So, that's what makes the magic corn flakes magic. 
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« Reply #147899 on: October 15, 2019, 05:25:41 am »

Otherwise why ostracize the one with the built in headlight?
The same reason you don't carry a burning torch in front of you when going through a dark hallway: night blindness. Even if Rudolph is opaque, the first time the sled turns or he throws back his head in a creepy stop-motion laugh after a saccharine quip about acceptance, Santa's going to lose night vision while piloting his sled of judgment at ludicrously unsafe speeds; before you can say "Ho Ho Hoooh Scheiβe", the reindeer, sleigh, presents, and Santa will have either plowed into the ground hard enough to become Christmas plasma or just careened off into space.

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