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Dunamisdeos

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147990 on: October 18, 2019, 07:45:45 pm »

I just realized again that I would actually be fairly dangerous in a fist fight, based on several objective factors.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147991 on: October 18, 2019, 08:25:17 pm »

Heh, no, the jokes are grounding. I'm not some uber badass, I'm just large and strong. I'd get fucked up by anyone with like actual skills.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147993 on: October 18, 2019, 08:56:12 pm »

Report: Average Male 4,000% Less Effective In Fights Than They Imagine

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147994 on: October 18, 2019, 10:24:55 pm »

So you know when you remove a fingernail, but the undernail remains.   ehhhh the soft quick?

Well that happened to my pointer and it sucks because its not a raw pain, but a discomfort every time I try to do something, like type or open a box or any number of tasks that involve shoving my fingertip at or into something.  Which I  guess I do a lot and take for granted. . . ..
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147995 on: October 18, 2019, 10:54:16 pm »

How did you remove your entire fingernail? What happened?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147996 on: October 18, 2019, 11:44:47 pm »

I am fine.  Just life.  With fall here and my new job and yada yada yada I didnt even notice until it started to ping.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147997 on: October 19, 2019, 03:50:43 am »

Maybe you could wrap tape around your finger?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147998 on: October 19, 2019, 04:55:16 am »

So you know when you remove a fingernail, but the undernail remains.   ehhhh the soft quick?

Well that happened to my pointer and it sucks because its not a raw pain, but a discomfort every time I try to do something, like type or open a box or any number of tasks that involve shoving my fingertip at or into something.  Which I  guess I do a lot and take for granted. . . ..
Had something similar very recently. Do you still have the nail partially attached, or is it completely off? It is pretty good protection if you can leave it on for a bit.

I suggest investing in some "finger cots": plastic, rubber or woolen finger protectors. Bandages may also help. You'll have a hard time using the finger to tap or grip for a while, yes, but the skin will heal over and a new nail will most likely grow back.

Patience is key. Also, make sure you get your calcium.

Finally, do speak to a doctor or similar if that's possible for you. You want to make sure the nail bed is intact - having nails is quite important for using a finger to grip and exert pressure from the pad. Some people need nail bed operations.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #147999 on: October 19, 2019, 11:15:24 am »

I once partialy knocked off the nail on my right big toe. I went to a physician with it, and he ripped it off completely. I did not have to wear any protections, but yeah, it is much less common to poke things with your big toe, than your index finger.

I suggest wrapping a regular bandage around the fingertip, or a cushion band-aid with the cushion on the undernail.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148000 on: October 19, 2019, 11:22:11 am »

superglue.  Seriously.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148001 on: October 19, 2019, 11:29:04 am »

superglue.  Seriously.
When I went to a triage nurse with my partially detached thumbnail still in contact with the nail bed, one of her first questions was whether I'd superglued it back on.

Apparently that sort of thing is very common.
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« Reply #148002 on: October 19, 2019, 11:34:15 am »

You DO have to sterilize, otherwise you trap nasty things in an enclosed space.  So debride it first.

Superglue on the nail will help strengthen it to avoid further detachment. Bandage after the fact.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148003 on: October 19, 2019, 11:46:36 am »

While I'm not a doctor and I'm pretty sure wierd is some kind of medic, and I know professionals do sometimes use things like superglue, I really, really don't think you're meant to superglue things to any part of yourself. Particularly not the rather vulnerable nail bed.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #148004 on: October 19, 2019, 11:48:18 am »

It's also generally a good idea to consult doctors for your medical advice. Not wannabes.
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