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[Mathel]

Question, how do you drink something without a cup? Do you cup your hands?

They might drink directly from the tap, or just tip the barrel over like it's a giant cup, depending on how the barrel works.

I like to imagine they do the latter. With a 50l barrel.

[scriver]

They weave their beards into a bowl leading to their mouth

[LordBaal]

I'm looking at HWbot, just seeing what kinds of records they have. Then I looked at the Reference Frequency records for motherboards. The world record history is.. it's something else.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What the absolute fuck is happening here? Why is it oscillating up and down from 2018 to late 2019? Why does it go down; I thought the world record history should only be going up? Why is the latest record a ludicrous 3.9 GHz, when the other records top out at ~750 MHz?

I think you found one of the deepest conspiracies. This is probably how they are making their mental control. Who are they you ask? But of course the Reversed Vampires.

[Doomblade187]

I'm looking at HWbot, just seeing what kinds of records they have. Then I looked at the Reference Frequency records for motherboards. The world record history is.. it's something else.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

What the absolute fuck is happening here? Why is it oscillating up and down from 2018 to late 2019? Why does it go down; I thought the world record history should only be going up? Why is the latest record a ludicrous 3.9 GHz, when the other records top out at ~750 MHz?

I think you found one of the deepest conspiracies. This is probably how they are making their mental control. Who are they you ask? But of course the Reversed Vampires.

Clearly they put Intel processors on a flying 5G tower.

[scriver]

What does G even stand for? It's for garlic, which of course boons reverse vampires.

[Akura]

What does G even stand for? It's for garlic, which of course boons reverse vampires.

A quick search says it's "generation". As in, it's the 5th generation wireless phone technology.

[LordBaal]

Oh no, they got Akura!

[BlackFlyme]

I would have thought that modding gmod would have been way easier than it turned out to be. Or I just failed to find any decent resources online. But someone asked me to port one of my models to it, so I felt I had to at least try, even if it did take half my night.

Spoiler: yeet (click to show/hide)

[Frumple]

My dreams have informed me, and so I inform you: Bigfoot fucking hates being put in half-assed turtle bondage, and makes a noise like a badly injured dog when you try.

[TD1]

This seems like valuable information, thanks.

[Imic]

This seems like valuable information, thanks.

Agreed.

[scriver]

My dreams has informed me that I am willing to both travel into other dimensions, and to start interfdmendional war between these to dimensions, to find my cat

[King Zultan]

My dreams has informed me that I am willing to both travel into other dimensions, and to start interfdmendional war between these to dimensions, to find my cat

That sounds reasonable to me.

[Kagus]

My dreams have informed me, and so I inform you: Bigfoot fucking hates being put in half-assed turtle bondage, and makes a noise like a badly injured dog when you try.

Wait, you had bondage dreams too? I was stuck in an anime showdown where my Special Move apparently was spontaneous rope suspension.

At least it was super effective, unlike those other poseurs at the tournament.

[Mathel]

My most recent dream I can remember involved someone noticing me telekineticaly passing the salt, so they asked me when did I become wizard. I answered that I was one ever since I could remember, since in dreams, I generaly always could do things like telekinesis and short range teleportation.
Then I went into a mine under my school (In reality, it does not have a mine), and found out, that due to someone's mistake, some things that were not supposed to be radioactive were radiactive. So I went up to fix this.
But when the lift stopped on ground level, it refused to go anywhere.
This was because an evacuation order was issued. Those undeground would be safe from the airstrikes, but the rest of us were supposed to go to some shelters (I have no idea why we would not evacuate into our mine).
Just as I was putting on my outside boots in a huge, glass walled changing room, I saw a huge explosion far away.
I finished tying my shoelaces, then laid on the ground and put a force shield around myself to protect me from flying glass. But I woke up before the blast wave shattered the wall.