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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 6975238 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151590 on: May 27, 2020, 04:40:52 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151591 on: May 27, 2020, 08:51:48 am »

Make them ultra horny as clasic satirs. That would be their best weapon.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151592 on: May 27, 2020, 09:07:54 am »

Their phallus shall be as a sword.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151593 on: May 27, 2020, 09:20:36 am »

When enough of them gather for combat, they release a syndrome cloud which befuddles and confuses their enemies. This is to simulate the bacchanal fervour which they inspire. Naturally, as this mainly revolves around drunkenness, Dwarves would be at least partially immune.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151594 on: May 27, 2020, 09:21:59 am »

Dwarves aren't immune to being drunk, it just powers them up.
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« Reply #151595 on: May 27, 2020, 09:22:46 am »

Okay. So, for Dwarves it triggers immediate martial trance?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151596 on: May 27, 2020, 09:29:15 am »

I had actual food cravings for lawn weeds yesterday.  I cant wait for real garden produce to set this right.
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« Reply #151597 on: May 27, 2020, 09:32:58 am »

I had actual food cravings for lawn weeds yesterday.  I cant wait for real garden produce to set this right.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151598 on: May 27, 2020, 09:33:42 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151599 on: May 30, 2020, 10:25:27 am »

Looking to buy myself an airbrush off of ebay, find one fairly cheap that comes recommended by folks who know this stuff. Seller is in Poland, article page claims it ships to my country, when I check out the shipping details it lists a number of places it doesn't ship to, my country or the region is not on that list. I go to checkout and suddenly it's 'oops the seller doesn't ship to your country, try something else'.

Some fucking consistency on this shit would be appreciated as it would cut down on time wasted greatly :I
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151600 on: May 30, 2020, 11:23:39 am »

Top seller doesn't recognise your country exists? Them's warring words, son
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151601 on: May 30, 2020, 12:39:13 pm »

Randomly- any grammar nazis able to lend a hand?
I've got ^ these things in my writing. They seem to occupy some weird space between a comma and a bracket. Especially for -in the case of formal writing- adding in extra bits which might be out of sequence in a sentence, but are 'more important' than bracketed stuff.

I think they're illegal? But I keep using them because I don't know of anything better. Are they kosher? Should I be using them? I don't want to lose marks because professors are reading my stuff and going 'wtf is with all of this dude's hyphens?'

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Looking to buy myself an airbrush off of ebay, find one fairly cheap that comes recommended by folks who know this stuff. Seller is in Poland, article page claims it ships to my country, when I check out the shipping details it lists a number of places it doesn't ship to, my country or the region is not on that list. I go to checkout and suddenly it's 'oops the seller doesn't ship to your country, try something else'.

Some fucking consistency on this shit would be appreciated as it would cut down on time wasted greatly :I

As someone from Kangarooland I empathise. It doesnít ship here and if it does ship here it costs double.
Let us know what youíre airbrushing though. Sounds cool.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151602 on: May 30, 2020, 08:42:29 pm »

Rhino man, settles in a human hamlet.  Is a good Woodcrafter.
Rhino man dies of old age in 251.
Rhino man is resurrected  a season later, and goes on a rampage.
Led by host through the surrounding countryside and forests, terrorizing  elves and humans alike until it was struck by an elf years later.


The idea of a 2 legged rhino settling down, winning the trust of the local humans, and dying peacefully, only to be resurrects as a half-skeletal nightmare is exactly the kind of cynical horror that I love from DF.  A lesson on why you cannot suffer the xenos, even if they are benign.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #151603 on: May 30, 2020, 10:29:13 pm »

When enough of them gather for combat, they release a syndrome cloud which befuddles and confuses their enemies. This is to simulate the bacchanal fervour which they inspire. Naturally, as this mainly revolves around drunkenness, Dwarves would be at least partially immune.

Actually that could go either way. Dwarves could be immune to the effects of alcohol, meaning that they can drink a lot without getting really drunk. Then some magical effect that makes you drunk directly could actually be worse for them, since they're not used to it.
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