Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[wierd]

And here I thought it was a euphemism to hiring a hitman.

(Orkin is a major pest exterminating company in the US.)

[Iduno]

Either joke seems like a lot of effort for a not-great joke, but I don't have a better explanation, and I have seen worse.

[Putnam]

"New star sign discovered by NASA throws astrological calendar into chaos"

it's opiuchus. the one that we've known about for like 1000 years. this article has been done and redone for literally 50 years. how is this still happening

[Naturegirl1999]

"New star sign discovered by NASA throws astrological calendar into chaos"

it's opiuchus. the one that we've known about for like 1000 years. this article has been done and redone for literally 50 years. how is this still happening

I think confirmation bias is to blame, people will literally ignore facts if they don’t confirm what they already believe

[scriver]

"New star sign discovered by NASA throws astrological calendar into chaos"

it's opiuchus. the one that we've known about for like 1000 years. this article has been done and redone for literally 50 years. how is this still happening

You of everyone should know that the Serpent moves in erratic patterns

[overseer05-15]

"New star sign discovered by NASA throws astrological calendar into chaos"

it's opiuchus. the one that we've known about for like 1000 years. this article has been done and redone for literally 50 years. how is this still happening

Probably the same reason people still believe in astrology

People are Not Smart™

[scriver]

Jones aside it keeps happening because astrologists keep ignoring it and because astrologists is the main source of informing people about astrology people continue to learn flawed information leading to continued surprise when new astrology-believers are revealed old new information

[LordBaal]

Yeah, but why would you leave Jones aside? I mean, I know he's scorpio and you are tauro but he hasnt done anything to you.

[pisskop]

:|

one the one hand, I want to be serious and correct their mistake.  Because you are ESL Id want to say, no look, he did this but meant this.
on the other, I doubt you didnt catch it, but i cant tell through just your text . . .

:|

[Naturegirl1999]

I’m assuming jokes was meant instead of Jones, the only Jones I can think of is the one that ran the cult in Jonestown

[hector13]

The cat in Alien.

If you left that aside you’d deserve the xenomorph, quite right.

[pisskop]

That cat was presumably the only lucky one on that ship.

It always bothered me how the aliens never 'ate' their victims.  Even the chest busters didnt exactly eat they way out.

[scriver]

I've always thought of it as them stockpiling them

Also, Jones didn't get lucky. He was just the superior predator, and the alien knew that.

also:

Gemini Personality: 7 Key Gemini Traits

The Gemini personality is very fun, but, like every sign, Geminis have weaknesses. Their strengths are that they're adaptable, outgoing, and intelligent—there's never a dull moment with a Gemini. However, their weaknesses are that they're indecisive, impulsive, unreliable, and nosy—be careful telling a Gemini your deepest darkest secrets.

My new sign is Gemini. I dunno about the positive traits but they've sure got my negatives down to a T

Then again I checked my old sign Cancer and I am pretty cancerous in my nature too

[Naturegirl1999]

My old sign was Libra. Including the new constellation, I am now a Virgo.

[pisskop]

My old sign was Libra. Including the new constellation, I am now a Virgo.

Did you feel your new personality consummate into existence and replace your old?
Has your astral self transmuted yet?