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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152865 on: August 13, 2020, 04:56:56 am »

I'd go to the dentist.  They take extra precautions now against corona.  Walking around with tooth problems is VERY bad for your general health.  Think higher risk of heart attacks, and various other ailments throughout your entire body.
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« Reply #152866 on: August 13, 2020, 05:33:58 am »

This is the clickiest clickbait I've seen all day.

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« Reply #152867 on: August 13, 2020, 08:01:21 am »

I am Jack's work life balance.
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« Reply #152868 on: August 13, 2020, 08:50:09 am »

This is the clickiest clickbait I've seen all day.

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Jack and Amanda were expecting twins – but from the time Amanda went into labour to the time they were born, Jack had walked out.

... Turns out that they meant that he had to go to work.
Saw the title too.  Didnt click it though.  Firefox loves spamming the clickbait on the 'blank page' homepage I use.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152869 on: August 13, 2020, 10:33:44 am »

I learned today that all fig fruits have at least one dead wasp inside.


What the fuuuuu
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« Reply #152870 on: August 13, 2020, 10:35:39 am »

I learned today that all fig fruits have at least one dead wasp inside.


What the fuuuuu
Ah yes, the wasp pollinates the fig. Interesting isn’t it?
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« Reply #152871 on: August 13, 2020, 10:40:40 am »

It's the secret ingredient

Also apparently the fig dissolves and adsorbs the wasp
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #152872 on: August 13, 2020, 10:46:13 am »

I learned today that all fig fruits have at least one dead wasp inside.


What the fuuuuu
Commercial fig breeds are sterile and need not contain wasps, although, as I understand, wasps are considered beneficial for proper fig development, so, depending on grower, they may.
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« Reply #152873 on: August 13, 2020, 01:18:02 pm »

Just like most guavas will have weevil larvae inside them. If you have eaten guava, you have eaten weevil larvas for sure.
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« Reply #152874 on: August 13, 2020, 02:52:17 pm »

It's all just extra protein.
Its not like any parasites spread to vertebrates by laying eggs in fruit, right?
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« Reply #152875 on: August 13, 2020, 02:59:08 pm »

...Does that mean figs and guavas are non-vegan?
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« Reply #152876 on: August 13, 2020, 03:17:41 pm »

There's real discussion about that apparently, along with other plants which rely on artificially exploiting bees for pollination.  I don't know what the consensus is, but I got the impression that it's acceptable for most.  Though wild native bees have been having trouble for years now, and people are concerned that the use in farming contributes to that.
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« Reply #152877 on: August 13, 2020, 03:19:49 pm »

It's all just extra protein.
Its not like any parasites spread to vertebrates by laying eggs in fruit, right?
There totally are, don't worry. However, I don't think there are any arthropods that do this. Wormy things, though, absolutely yes. Life Finds A Way.
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« Reply #152878 on: August 13, 2020, 03:45:07 pm »

Guava juice is fucktastic delicious, larva or not. However it gives me horrible acid attacks.
 
There's real discussion about that apparently.

Why anybody would care about what vegans thinks?
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« Reply #152879 on: August 13, 2020, 04:04:48 pm »

Well, vegans do.
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