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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13003196 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153765 on: September 28, 2020, 03:36:58 pm »

I mean. There's literally no point to a fork.

Um. There are literally at least two points to a fork.

Often four.

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« Reply #153766 on: September 28, 2020, 03:37:56 pm »

lemmie see you eat spaghetti with a fucking knife and spoon
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« Reply #153767 on: September 28, 2020, 03:39:34 pm »

I eat rice with two sticks, get on my level.
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« Reply #153768 on: September 28, 2020, 03:49:04 pm »

Yesterday I was offered sticks to eat my rice with. I refused and used a fork instead.
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« Reply #153769 on: September 28, 2020, 03:53:33 pm »

lemmie see you eat spaghetti with a fucking knife and spoon

A fucking knife?
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« Reply #153770 on: September 28, 2020, 03:57:22 pm »

lemmie see you eat spaghetti with a fucking knife and spoon

Spagetthi is not supposed to be eaten. It is supposed to be slurped


I eat rice with two sticks, get on my level.

See sticks are a perfectly reasonable addition to spoons and knives. Spoons and knives lack tweezing action. Sticks add a whole new way of approaching food to the table. Forks? Literally just worse knives


I mean. There's literally no point to a fork.

Um. There are literally at least two points to a fork.

Often four.

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« Reply #153771 on: September 28, 2020, 04:01:56 pm »

lemmie see you eat spaghetti with a fucking knife and spoon

A fucking knife?
now you're getting it
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153772 on: September 28, 2020, 04:23:43 pm »

lemmie see you eat spaghetti with a fucking knife and spoon

A fucking knife?
now you're getting it
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153773 on: September 28, 2020, 04:26:11 pm »

Get a dining room, you two.
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« Reply #153774 on: September 28, 2020, 04:30:44 pm »

Japes aside, I used to resent the existence of forks.  I preferred to cut and scoop, or just scoop.  It became an adolescent "thing", the sort of arbitrary decision that one holds on to in order to assert one's self.

I guess I still don't use them much.  I don't use spoons either, though, nowadays.  Perhaps it was initially an act of irony, but I've settled into the use of... sporks.  Plastic "disposable" ones. 

Sure they're flimsy, but they don't biodegrade.  Reusing them makes me feel a little better, rather than throwing them out.  They last a surprisingly long time, particularly if you care to bend them back.

And while they lack the depth of proper forks, they suffice for spearing.  Mostly.  Maybe there's a little more appreciation and care involved.  They're mostly spoons, really, and they're easily used as such.

What a strange year.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153775 on: September 28, 2020, 04:38:38 pm »



Plastic "disposable" ones.

Sure they're flimsy, but they don't biodegrade.  Reusing them makes me feel a little better, rather than throwing them out.  They last a surprisingly long time, particularly if you care to bend them back

For a moment I thought you meant condoms
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153776 on: September 28, 2020, 04:44:01 pm »

Dear lord. How did cutlery make Bay12's 'Most Erotic Objects of 2020' list?
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« Reply #153777 on: September 28, 2020, 04:50:57 pm »

I pride myself on the graceful use of the noble fork for the consumption of most foods. Everything but sandwiches, really. (I'm CN on the sandwich alignment chart, so burritos count as sandwiches.)

So, I find myself pERsoNaLLy OfFenDed by y'all's disregard for the bestest of silverware.
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« Reply #153778 on: September 28, 2020, 06:07:17 pm »

From the CK3 patch notes:

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- Vastly empowered the Mongol Empire's armies. Now you will truly learn to fear the horsemen of the steppe!


Almost feels like a DF reference.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153779 on: September 28, 2020, 06:18:40 pm »

From the CK3 patch notes:

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- Vastly empowered the Mongol Empire's armies. Now you will truly learn to fear the horsemen of the steppe!


Almost feels like a DF reference.
Nope. And the DF phrase is a Conan quote in the first place
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