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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13239078 times)

Reelya

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153990 on: October 16, 2020, 12:40:14 am »

Considering that most trials don't work out, you're better off being the control.

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« Reply #153991 on: October 16, 2020, 05:23:58 am »

I bought some salsa recently (pretty hard to find in China) and that got me on the quest to make some cheapo nachos - even just cheese, chips and salsa would suffice. In a shop today I saw imported Doritos that were "roasted corn" flavor. I grabbed them and hurredly bought some cheddar for an outrageous price.

I opened the bag of chips when I got home and something was off about the smell. I tasted one and the fuckers are sweet. How? WHY!?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153992 on: October 16, 2020, 05:27:59 am »

Mmmyeah, sweet corn doritos. Sounds like exterminatus is long overdue.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153993 on: October 16, 2020, 07:18:42 am »

Well, corn do is sweet you know. At least some kinds.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153994 on: October 16, 2020, 08:09:52 am »

Sweet corn! The kind that when fed to cows causes them to get diabetes, or really high stomach pH levels! One or the other, if I remember the documentary I watched for a 9:th grade science assignment correctly...

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153995 on: October 16, 2020, 08:31:37 am »

sweet, korn!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153996 on: October 16, 2020, 09:16:35 am »

Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #153997 on: October 16, 2020, 09:28:35 am »

More like blood for the glucose strip.
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« Reply #153998 on: October 16, 2020, 09:38:06 am »

I had a dream where I was riding my bike. I was riding along a very long road, which connects to a highway. The Highway is built in such a way that I (paradoxically) can only get home by getting on the highway in the direction leading away from my home; I know this because this highway appeared in a different dream that I remember. As I was getting on the on-ramp though, Donald Trump and a female reporter were having an interview right on the on-ramp. I thought it was odd, and I didn't want to ride into camera frame, so I backtracked. There I found the secret service members that I apparently didn't notice before guarding the area; and sitting at their feet was a large white cat. I tried to pet the cat and it bit me hard, waking me up.
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« Reply #153999 on: October 16, 2020, 09:53:32 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154000 on: October 16, 2020, 12:32:15 pm »

Trump's cat would probably bite people, yeah.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154001 on: October 16, 2020, 01:19:04 pm »

More like blood for the glucose strip.
Btw merry christmas!
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154002 on: October 16, 2020, 01:42:32 pm »

Oh I see you know the celebrations were opened yesterday. Our glorious regime officially declared the start of the Christmas yesterday because, reasons...

In my city the state governor officially inaugurated Christmas by lighting up 3 different plazas with Christmas lights.... which is ironic considering:
1) The rolling blackouts. Aren't we supposed to be saving up as much power as we can? and
2) The lights will be stolen/vandalized the very first chance (see N°1).

Anyways, I'm certain Santa will bring me a sack of coal this year, which is exactly what we need to cook right now, so I'm really banking on being in the naughty list to cook through the rest of the year
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My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #154003 on: October 16, 2020, 03:20:56 pm »

We started selling julmust two weeks ago. It is terrible.

Today there were lucia buns. It is terrible.
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« Reply #154004 on: October 16, 2020, 03:42:48 pm »

Those buns looks pretty tasty. For the drink, I stopped reading at non-alcoholic. No festivity beverage should be allowed to be non-alcoholic. It does looks like what we call malta, no the country, the beverage, wikipedia says it's called malt beer in english. Here the 0% alcoholic version is a pretty popular drink.

Our official December plate is the Hallaca:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hallaca

The best version is the andean one (my place of birth) in which the meat is left overnight macerating with wine or beer with all the seasoning, then the stuff is put raw inside the corn dough and plantain leaves, then cooked all together on a wood fire, the elaboration was usually a festivity upon itself, were people in the household would put a part of their christmas bonus or holidays payment to buy the ingredients, come together, listen to the seasonal music and drink beer, rum or whiskey while making them and at the end "taste" them by eating a lot of them.

It was usually made on large batches, sometimes more than once per seaon. I remember my family doing up to 300 or so in a single day on specially plentiful years or when a lot of family was together back when I was a kid.

I would love for all of you to taste them, they are a little bit of heaven indeed. In fact, as now there are many of us spread over the world, find your local Venezuelan and buy an hallaca from (s)he, trust me, if (s)he is not selling, it will know another Venezuelan that will unless there are not any other of us in the whole area/country. Forget good will, family union or even presents and toss them by the window, this dish is like 70% of the meaning of Christmas for us.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!
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