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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 9218125 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157500 on: September 16, 2021, 10:57:05 am »

Are the authorities going to leave the hole? The escape attempts will surely diminish sharply if they do... ;)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157501 on: September 16, 2021, 11:08:29 am »

In their defense they did all tried to open a wall from the woman's cell to the street first, but when they realized they could not then decided to make the best of the situation.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157502 on: September 16, 2021, 01:29:33 pm »

So, in a police precint jail on another state here 7 male inmates opened a hole in a wall hoping to scape, instead they ended up on the woman's cell, were 8 apparently very horny woman proceeded to engage in an orgy with them.
That's... *sigh* a heck of a booby prize. /pun

Glad they all had some fun though, taking the story at face value :)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157503 on: September 16, 2021, 02:03:59 pm »

In their defense they did all tried to open a wall from the woman's cell to the street first, but when they realized they could not then decided to make the best of the situation.
I guess that's still a victory of sorts for all parties involved

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157504 on: September 16, 2021, 02:07:07 pm »

What's the punishment for attempted escape, destruction of state property, and copious fortification while under federal custody?  ???
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157505 on: September 16, 2021, 02:14:01 pm »

They all were charged with attempted escape and acts against the moral and good customs. Not that it mattered much to them, the majority of them were jailed on murder charges.

link to a source. This happened almost a year ago but only heard of it today while on a queue in a doctor's office.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157506 on: September 17, 2021, 08:29:53 pm »

Y'know, when I stepped into cute gadget lizardgirl litrpg, I wasn't expecting to shortly end up with
Like, I've here for it so far, but that wasn't where it looked like things were going.

I guess someone felt like going the extra mile to make a lizard brain joke...
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157507 on: September 18, 2021, 10:50:23 am »

What's the punishment for attempted escape, destruction of state property, and copious fortification while under federal custody?  ???

Let's just say they're fucked
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157508 on: September 18, 2021, 07:04:45 pm »

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i'm trying to register to fedex's shipping manager login page because they don't understand where/how to ship my package to me

i'm pretty sure they're not going to understand how to physically mail the activation code to the manager login page so i can provide instruction on how to physically mail the activation code to the manager login page so i can provide instruction for how to mail my package to me
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157509 on: September 18, 2021, 10:51:41 pm »

tbn (major christian broadcasting network the grandparents watch fairly often, to everyone's detriment) had a comedian on for... some reason.

Pretty much their entire act was making remarkably weak jokes about different ways their parents hit them and their siblings.

Was just, like. One, honey, you ain't particularly funny. Two, therapy my dude, you probably got some problems you need to talk to someone about :-\
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157510 on: September 18, 2021, 11:16:52 pm »

Nah, he knows his audience. He's not funny, just relatable. So he's using material his audience can relate to.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #157511 on: September 18, 2021, 11:28:52 pm »

prime boomer humor, sounds like.
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