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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 10547317 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158085 on: August 19, 2021, 01:23:24 pm »

Catheter Cowboy  8)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158086 on: August 19, 2021, 06:58:24 pm »

In all seriousness, the catheter commercials are a different channel (though I can't recall which one at the moment), and usually seem to have an older lady ad-person thing.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158087 on: August 22, 2021, 01:38:01 am »

...exchange the vaginal fungus tincture, and superstrawberry flavoured extra thin condom advertisements...

new product idea: strawberry flavored vagina-safe edible lubricating jelly. slogan "It's pussy licking good!"
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158088 on: August 22, 2021, 02:51:04 am »

Old product idea, you mean. One of the top brands is apparently watermelon flavored.
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« Reply #158089 on: August 22, 2021, 02:56:02 am »

Boner pill commercials always seem to be some of the more entertaining ones.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158090 on: August 22, 2021, 09:37:44 am »

In high school I used to use berries and melons to flavor various body parts.  Not surprised professional lube also caught that.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158091 on: August 22, 2021, 11:11:35 am »

Too much info....
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« Reply #158092 on: August 22, 2021, 11:45:08 am »

Oh. Wow.
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« Reply #158093 on: August 23, 2021, 01:45:44 am »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158094 on: August 23, 2021, 06:41:12 am »

I dont know if I should feel shamed or excited to share this revolutionary new way to guarantee you keep your mistress up all night  :o

And your wife might not be too unhappy with you, either  ;)
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158095 on: August 23, 2021, 06:50:39 am »

Do note that fruit juice and vajayjays are not naturally friends. Practice with knowledge, moderation, and caution; and clean well immediately afterwards. Otherwise: Unhappy times.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158096 on: August 23, 2021, 07:01:01 am »

I feel this conversation might be stepping over the line when it comes to the ”do not discuss sexually oriented material” rule.  It is a way to generate surefire WTFs, but maybe not one for this forum.

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158097 on: August 23, 2021, 08:37:02 am »

In high school I used to use berries and melons to flavor various body parts.  Not surprised professional lube also caught that.

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Relax kids.  you were okay when people were talking about professional lube.  Somebody mentions improvising 15 years ago and you get the willies?

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« Reply #158098 on: August 23, 2021, 08:39:43 am »

Relax kids.  you were okay when people were talking about professional lube.  Somebody mentions improvising 15 years ago and you get the willies?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158099 on: August 23, 2021, 08:45:43 am »

Relax kids.  you were okay when people were talking about professional lube.  Somebody mentions improvising 15 years ago and you get the willies?

Does your dick still smell like fruit?
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