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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 13006476 times)

Egan_BW

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158595 on: October 28, 2021, 03:38:15 am »

Back in the days, farmers mixed the eggshells (and their own finger and toe nail clippings) back into the chicken feed for their chalk needs. Oyster shells don't seem a very efficient substitute.

...Isn't this something anybody who keeps chickens would do? Eggshells go in compost, chickens get to pick through compost, cycle of life and all.
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« Reply #158596 on: October 28, 2021, 03:41:45 am »

Chickens don't eat compost. They only eat the insects and worms living in the compost, and maybe a leftover seed.
Farmers put the crushed eggshells straight into the food-mix.

I suppose oyster shells have a small extra benefit of containing more trace elements than eggshells.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158597 on: October 28, 2021, 06:37:15 am »

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« Reply #158598 on: October 28, 2021, 09:41:57 am »

Pigs can be grown in much less space and consume plants root, stem, and leaf.

Be a vegan but also eat bacon - save the world. Or just eggs are fine.
What if you're jewish / muslim?

Peace and chicken, spread the word.
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158599 on: October 28, 2021, 05:33:23 pm »

walk out door to cook dinner, TV has giant fancy letters across the screen saying THE JACKASS

it's a tales of well's fargo episode, if anyone was interested in the old timey tales of a deadly corporate mercenary
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158600 on: October 28, 2021, 10:50:58 pm »

My sports ball team won a game against a previously unbeaten opponent (after 6 of 17 games) despite missing 3 starting “skill” players on offense (out of 11), 4 starting players on defense (also out of 11), and the coach who tells the defense how to play.

Slightly gobsmacked.
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« Reply #158601 on: October 28, 2021, 11:29:20 pm »

With, uh, fourteen seconds left on the clock and the guy in the right place for a lollipop of a throw from the opposing team.

It was a 'tickle the small intestine' level of ass-pull, but by gob, they did it. It was positively uproarious in the bar I was watching from.
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« Reply #158602 on: October 29, 2021, 12:21:37 am »

About time the Cardinals got smacked down a peg, and it makes me feel better because the Packers are one of the only teams to beat the Bengals this year. So now that narrow loss doesn't hurt as much.
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« Reply #158603 on: October 29, 2021, 01:55:39 pm »

Whilst looking up details about the climate of China, I happened to wander into wikipedia pages about Tibet and the China situation.

... That was a mistake.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158604 on: October 29, 2021, 08:07:14 pm »

Dear Sheng-ji Yang;

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158605 on: October 30, 2021, 03:44:46 am »

why so sad?
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« Reply #158606 on: October 30, 2021, 04:58:56 am »

It's one of Murphy's laws.
Friends come and go, enemies accumulate.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158607 on: October 30, 2021, 08:15:14 am »

For the record, given by what little we talked, you seem like a good person.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158608 on: October 30, 2021, 09:22:11 am »

Also we haven't and will not abandon you!
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I'm curious as to how a tank would evolve. Would it climb out of the primordial ooze wiggling it's track-nubs, feeding on smaller jeeps before crawling onto the shore having evolved proper treds?
My ship exploded midflight, but all the shrapnel totally landed on Alpha Centauri before anyone else did.  Bow before me world leaders!

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« Reply #158609 on: October 30, 2021, 02:04:30 pm »

Also we haven't and will not abandon you!

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