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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158895 on: December 02, 2021, 12:42:29 pm »

Everyone got so salty over geology puns.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158896 on: December 03, 2021, 03:22:13 am »

But why? Puns are the bedrock of comedy.
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« Reply #158897 on: December 03, 2021, 03:32:40 am »

But what if we chase the salty people with band-aid and scissors?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158898 on: December 03, 2021, 04:44:39 am »

But what if we chase the salty people with band-aid and scissors?
You'd get a lot of hurt people, as that would be very dangerous.

I know some of you were expecting a pun here, but I didn't want to rub salt in anybody's wounds. That's what the bandages are for

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« Reply #158899 on: December 03, 2021, 05:25:37 am »

A scouring pad is more efficient at rubbing salt into a wound than a bandage is
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158900 on: December 03, 2021, 06:35:15 am »

Debridement, with salt
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158901 on: December 03, 2021, 03:41:23 pm »

But what if we chase the salty people with band-aid and scissors?
I believe that's called a salt.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158902 on: December 03, 2021, 03:50:10 pm »

But what if we chased the bandaged people with salt?

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158903 on: December 03, 2021, 04:21:44 pm »

Depends on the season
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« Reply #158904 on: December 03, 2021, 07:23:12 pm »

If you treat people with salt, they're likely to get cured.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158905 on: December 03, 2021, 08:59:21 pm »

If you treat people with salt, they're likely to get cured.

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« Reply #158906 on: December 04, 2021, 12:19:34 am »

If you treat people with salt, they're likely to get cured.
Masterful. We can stop the punning now, Joshua has won.
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« Reply #158907 on: December 04, 2021, 12:34:25 am »

Na, that salt pun really rocked, but there's no need to stop the puns.   
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #158908 on: December 04, 2021, 12:40:13 am »

Need can no more stop puns than a forlorn pelvic thrust can stop an avalanche.
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« Reply #158909 on: December 04, 2021, 12:41:19 am »

How did we get from puns to 'yo momma is so fat...'  jokes?
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