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Author Topic: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O  (Read 12999490 times)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160545 on: August 13, 2022, 08:44:13 am »

Oh so it's beltrose
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160546 on: August 14, 2022, 12:22:36 am »

When I was a kid, antivaxxers told us that getting chicken pox when you were young /prevented/ you from getting shingles.

When I was young, there was no such thing as a chicken pox vaccine, and it was considered a good thing to get it as a child, because getting the disease for the first time as an adult is potentially lethal.
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« Reply #160547 on: August 14, 2022, 03:02:43 am »

Well shit I might be fucked then because I've never had chicken pox.
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« Reply #160548 on: August 14, 2022, 04:25:04 am »

Well shit I might be fucked then because I've never had chicken pox.

When you hit 50, get the shingles vaccine. Another safe method is to not interact with children or any parents/teachers with young kids. Best to swing a cane at them if they get too close.

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« Reply #160549 on: August 14, 2022, 04:50:11 am »

Well shit I might be fucked then because I've never had chicken pox.

When you hit 50, get the shingles vaccine. Another safe method is to not interact with children or any parents/teachers with young kids. Best to swing a cane at them if they get too close.
Guess I'm good then because I don't plan on interacting with children as they're annoying, but I'll invest in a cane anyway just in case.
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« Reply #160550 on: August 14, 2022, 06:34:35 am »

Well shit I might be fucked then because I've never had chicken pox.

When you hit 50, get the shingles vaccine. Another safe method is to not interact with children or any parents/teachers with young kids. Best to swing a cane at them if they get too close.
Canes are 100% effective at preventing shingles infections when used in conjunction with the vaccine.

It's better to aim to the eyes, the throat, or the back of the legs. Thrusts right under the sternum also work. Nonetheless given the height of the average child it will be anatomically easier to just aim in the general direction of the head. Also swing as hard as you can but loosen your muscles right before the impact as to prevent it from jarring you and thus making it easier to do a followup strike.

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« Reply #160551 on: August 14, 2022, 07:03:21 am »

If we hadn't spent so much time trying to get Americans to stop coughing on each other, and just given them canes and said 'go wild' instead, we'd be in a much better place with covid.

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« Reply #160552 on: August 14, 2022, 08:03:07 am »

And slightly less well off with rabies
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« Reply #160553 on: August 14, 2022, 09:48:19 am »

And slightly less well off with rabies

Humans with rabies are remarkably lucid really, considering what it does to animals.

I do imagine that there would be other consequences to giving Americans canes and permission to give anyone who closes to within reach a solid whack, for one thing more than a few people would get shot.
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« Reply #160554 on: August 15, 2022, 02:14:06 am »

If everyone was afraid of going near anyone because they had a cane or a gun then no one would have caught covid thus solving the pandemic before it happened.
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« Reply #160555 on: August 15, 2022, 10:15:49 am »

I'm convinced.  Roll out the 'Canes for the Cure' campaign
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« Reply #160556 on: August 15, 2022, 10:30:14 am »

I'm convinced.  Roll out the 'Canes for the Cure' campaign
It's immediately shut down and bankrupted by Susan G Komen Foundation lawyers
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« Reply #160557 on: August 15, 2022, 02:49:28 pm »

They should make a PSA, 'Cane you please give me 6 feet of space'?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #160558 on: August 15, 2022, 04:26:59 pm »

Can you keep your six foot distance? Yes you cane!

though i think it's more than six foot now or something, we might need to upgrade to jousting lances or somethin
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