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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162945 on: June 09, 2023, 08:44:24 am »

And Westminster abbey's roof? Made out of bird shit. Quid prod quod atheists
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162946 on: June 09, 2023, 09:48:33 am »

Hey prods don't have any more quid than any one else, that is a harmful stereotype which....  :P

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162947 on: June 09, 2023, 02:13:58 pm »

There's a new hentai game on Steam. It's called Sex with Hitler. You seem to play as Hitler. I don't know if it was made by the Japanese, but sure looks the part.
ed: sorry, it's not even new. No idea why Steam has decided to advertise this to me.
ed2: there's a whole fucking Furher-themed bundle?! I'm losing my faith in humanity.
« Last Edit: June 09, 2023, 02:20:41 pm by Il Palazzo »
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162948 on: June 09, 2023, 02:43:49 pm »

Does sexing up hitler make you feel ... unkampfortable?
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162949 on: June 09, 2023, 03:13:52 pm »

SEX with HITLER
2 SEX 2 HITLER
SEX with HITLER: Tokyo Drift
SEX & HITLER
SEX 5
SEX with HITLER 6
HITLER 7
The Fate of the Fuhrer
SEX & HITLER Presents: Himmler & Streicher
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SEX X

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162950 on: June 09, 2023, 04:42:37 pm »

Sieg Hentail, I guess.

You know, I realise now I have had a very naive view of rule 34. There's no hyperbole in it, at all.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162951 on: June 09, 2023, 06:33:36 pm »

Oh, there's some hyperbole, just... not much. A sliver. There's still stuff out there that hasn't been R34'd, it's just. Less than what has, by and large.

Anything particularly well known or well loved (or hated), though, yeah, someone's prawned it. Something like hitler's small peanuts so far as esoteric R34 goes.

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Rimmler. It'd be Rimmler in that case.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162952 on: June 09, 2023, 06:50:54 pm »

mein Göttin what is happening here
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162953 on: June 09, 2023, 07:17:40 pm »

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162954 on: June 09, 2023, 08:47:49 pm »

I just found a sword in Caves of Qud (a roguelike game) that requires four hands to wield...
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Pits mark the broad length of the blade like craters on an iron edge-world.

Strength Bonus Cap: 2
Weapon Class: Long Blades (increased penetration on critical hit)
Gigantic: This weapon has +3 damage. It's much heavier than usual and it must be wielded four-handed by non-colossal creatures.

Weight: 45 lbs.
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(By the way, the sword is heavier than most lower-tier body armor.)

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162955 on: June 09, 2023, 09:08:49 pm »

At least its a crap weapon, but you can get an extra pair of helping hands.

My favorite build is a summoner build, where other things fight for me.  Clones/charmed critters, and plants.  I sit in the back with a 2h sword or mace and focus on sniping problematic mons
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162956 on: June 09, 2023, 09:09:47 pm »

Currently playing a short-blades-focused character so I don't even plan on using it. But it was so weird I was like "wait, what?"

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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162957 on: June 09, 2023, 09:40:43 pm »

There's a sword in Munchkin which requires three hands I think, and has a huge bonus because ways to get extra hands are fairly rare.
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Re: Things that made you go "WTF?" today o_O
« Reply #162958 on: June 10, 2023, 02:36:11 am »

There's a new hentai game on Steam. It's called Sex with Hitler. You seem to play as Hitler.
Because nothing says sexy like Hitler and tentacles.
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« Reply #162959 on: June 10, 2023, 06:35:31 am »

kids aged 13, 9, 4 and an infant survived 40 days after their plane crashed killing their mother. That story is unbelievably amazing!
https://edition.cnn.com/2023/06/09/americas/colombia-children-amazon-found-intl-latam/index.html
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