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Lightning4

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Re: Best. Dwarf. Ever.
« Reply #15 on: October 28, 2010, 06:50:07 pm »
Make her the new most interesting dwarf in the world.

If only you could choose a new monarch of your dwarves. This dwarf should rule them all.
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« Reply #16 on: October 28, 2010, 06:50:40 pm »
Make her do cool stuff! She HAS to be on your engravings!
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I once flung a migrant off a bridge. He collided with the brook cliff and died.
A year later, my legendary engraver engraved him colliding with an obstacle and dying.

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« Reply #17 on: October 28, 2010, 06:54:19 pm »
Just bear in mind if she's married she will constantly have babies on her - as the old ones grow up, new ones will be born.
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Re: Best. Dwarf. Ever.
« Reply #18 on: October 28, 2010, 06:57:48 pm »
Obviously she is a superior specimen of dwarfkind, if her husband is even remotely close to her in mental/physical ability the children would be gods. Breed them, vigorously.
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Re: Best. Dwarf. Ever.
« Reply #19 on: October 28, 2010, 08:47:03 pm »
Quote from: Naz on October 28, 2010, 06:57:48 pm
Obviously she is a superior specimen of dwarfkind, if her husband is even remotely close to her in mental/physical ability the children would be gods. Breed them, vigorously.

May the interbreeding comence! After some time, i should have a fort full of epic dwarfs. Then it may even live thought the HFS.
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« Reply #20 on: October 28, 2010, 08:55:34 pm »
Breed her and see if you get lots of little super kids
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Re: Best. Dwarf. Ever.
« Reply #21 on: October 28, 2010, 08:57:29 pm »
Make her a 'superhero' for your fort, and have her fight crime horrible, oppressing nobles.
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« Reply #22 on: October 28, 2010, 09:04:08 pm »
Quote from: kilakan on October 28, 2010, 04:29:46 pm
wait make her a legendary crossbow dwarf/hammer dwarf, and have an elite husband/wife team.

 Name them Mr and Mrs Smith.

 I can't see the screenshot though. Can anyone tell me what it's about? (You probably used a image uploading website that has been blocked by China...  :() I'm only assuming she's got a ton of good stats (really tough, really strong, etc) from all the posts.
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Re: Best. Dwarf. Ever.
« Reply #23 on: October 28, 2010, 09:30:18 pm »
You *HAVE* to make her a female counterpart to Morul!!!

She might even turn out MORE AWESOME  :o [/blasphamy] because she has to do it with babies and rusting!


But seriously, if you get her to legendary in all the major skills (most except for stuff like alchemy, cheese making, siege operating, et c.) then she'd be considered Morul's biggest rival!
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« Reply #24 on: October 28, 2010, 09:53:08 pm »
Train her vigorously in a different dwarven trade each year until she is legendary in everything.  In the meantime, prepare a giant magma pool, build an arena above it, and capture as much variety of dangerous creatures for this arena as possible.  Once her training is complete, lock her in this arena.  Have her fight every creature in turn without rest until whichever of the following three conditions happens first.

1.  She enters a rage or martial trance.
2.  She dies valiantly.
3.  She kills everything you're able to throw at her.

When one of these conditions is met, drop her into the magma pool.  Now make an elaborate web of channels running with this magma throughout your fortress, infusing the very foundation of your home with her mighty essence which has been forever preserved in its most heightened state.  A magma waterfall through your dining hall is mandatory.

Finally, turn a good amount of this dwarf god magma into obsidian, and use it to construct a monument outside your front gate.  Let it stand as a warning to all that your fortress enjoys the eternal protection and sacrificial blessing of an avatar of Armok.

Or not... just keeping myself awake at work over here...
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Re: Best. Dwarf. Ever.
« Reply #25 on: October 28, 2010, 09:53:36 pm »
Quote from: Pan on October 28, 2010, 09:04:08 pm
Quote from: kilakan on October 28, 2010, 04:29:46 pm
wait make her a legendary crossbow dwarf/hammer dwarf, and have an elite husband/wife team.

 Name them Mr and Mrs Smith.

 I can't see the screenshot though. Can anyone tell me what it's about? (You probably used a image uploading website that has been blocked by China...  :() I'm only assuming she's got a ton of good stats (really tough, really strong, etc) from all the posts.

Virtually never sick, basically unbreakable, something-or-other godly healing, etc etc. 
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« Reply #26 on: October 28, 2010, 10:03:00 pm »
Make her a lasher.  Then she shall be nigh unstoppable!
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Re: Best. Dwarf. Ever.
« Reply #27 on: October 28, 2010, 10:10:36 pm »
Make her a legendary everything, invaders, demons, and mega beasts will die at the sight of the perfect dwarf.
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« Reply #28 on: October 28, 2010, 11:26:55 pm »
Traits are inheritable right? Make a nazi-fort where all dwarves bear her superior genetics.
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That's the point, it wouldn't be as fun to crush their souls if they didn't have souls to begin with.

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Re: Best. Dwarf. Ever.
« Reply #29 on: October 28, 2010, 11:50:26 pm »
Quote from: truckman1 on October 28, 2010, 11:26:55 pm
Traits are inheritable right? Make a nazi-fort where all dwarves bear her superior genetics.
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Kill off all other Female Dwarfs?
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Give cats natural metallic armor and throw them in your danger room.  Also allow their mouth and tail to grasp (shield in mouth, weapon in tail xD)  Have a cat based military.  You know, do the same with all tame animals xD send in the cats as shock troops to disrupt the archers
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