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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 268598 times)

klefenz

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1260 on: February 21, 2017, 07:22:17 pm »

Going for random naming of my Dwarven group to see if I can find something nice, and one of the first random ones I got was: "The Anal Hatch". And honestly, I started giggling like an immature brat at that.

Wait, 'Anal' is a usable word in fortress naming?
I think theres a mod that adds lewd words.

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« Reply #1261 on: February 22, 2017, 03:31:42 am »

I think older versions of DF had lewd words.
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« Reply #1262 on: February 22, 2017, 12:08:43 pm »

Older versions had anus, but not anal. We're in the realm of mods.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1263 on: February 24, 2017, 12:28:49 am »

From my modded game, I have a group (or civ, cannot remember) of hobgoblins called The Savior of Balls.

They'll save your male animals from being gelded!
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« Reply #1264 on: February 24, 2017, 01:31:23 am »

Fortress Name: Floorsharks.  No word on the fricking laser beams.
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« Reply #1265 on: February 24, 2017, 10:42:44 am »

Once upon a time, I founded a fort in an evil biome.
Less than a season in, everyone was murdered by zombie storks.
The end.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1266 on: March 11, 2017, 01:53:31 pm »

bit of a necro, but.
My first fortress was named Randomname the Fortress, and the group, Drunkenlegend the Suicide.
Don't know if you'll find it funny, but it's certainly apropos. :D 
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1267 on: March 11, 2017, 05:40:30 pm »

One of my favourite threads is up again? Excellent.

Some of my dwarves worship Rakbin Clodgate the Animal-pulp of Fur, the human god of muck and boundaries. Quite a mouthful.
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« Reply #1268 on: March 12, 2017, 02:12:25 pm »

Rumored Meadows.

Fort is built in a glacier. Nothing but ice and more ice all around, except a small section of black sand beach and frozen ocean. With a requisite crab wandering around the snowy plain.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1269 on: March 12, 2017, 11:48:30 pm »

In adventure mode, killed a bandit by the name of Zomis Sackslayer. The sack has been slain.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1270 on: March 15, 2017, 10:50:43 am »

Went with random name and never checked it, six years in it turns out I've been overseeing "Shootworkers" this whole time.

Time for a crossbow range.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1271 on: March 15, 2017, 01:27:28 pm »

A book called "Mules and Nothing More"

The work has no particular subject. Overall, the composition is inspired.



Clearly we have been wasting time. We should stop with these dwarves and focus on Mules, and nothing more.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1272 on: March 16, 2017, 07:57:13 pm »

Just realized I have a dwarf named Mafol Mouthearthen. Or, in dwarven, Mafol Dumber.
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« Reply #1273 on: March 25, 2017, 05:59:55 pm »

In my current world, I have a dwarven diety named:

Dan the Glitter of Sparkles, deity: beauty, art

That deserves a large temple.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1274 on: March 29, 2017, 03:38:18 pm »

Found a forest retreat named Musicalbowels. It is, of course, an elven settlement.
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