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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1275 on: March 31, 2017, 08:43:16 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 29, 2017, 03:38:18 pm
Found a forest retreat named Musicalbowels. It is, of course, an elven settlement.

Sounds like the center for their vapid art.

Updates are coming, elves.

Updates are coming.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1276 on: April 11, 2017, 11:31:05 am »
I have successfully trapped a Forgotten Beast named Utesh Slekzebu: A towering ankylosaurid with lidless eyes. It has large mandibles and it is slavering. Beware its webs!

So, I've got a beast named Utesh the Lustful Ooze, that shoots a sticky white substance everywhere. Naturally, I've turned it into a silk farm, but something just feels wrong about it...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1277 on: April 12, 2017, 12:18:25 pm »
Quote from: Eric Blank on March 29, 2017, 03:38:18 pm
Found a forest retreat named Musicalbowels. It is, of course, an elven settlement.

A place that relishes the consumption of leguminous vegetables, to be sure.  The heady aroma of its denizens brings to mind sulfur, for some strange reason.
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I suggest using kilokittens. As cats are 10X the volume of kittens. That way, 50 cats would be .5 kilokittens.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1278 on: April 12, 2017, 01:16:53 pm »
In my current fort I have an artifact stringed instrument called Bowelspiral. All these "brown note" jokes...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1279 on: April 12, 2017, 10:26:48 pm »
Dwarf civ named "The Bulbous Sacks"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1280 on: April 13, 2017, 10:46:27 am »
Quote from: StarWars1981 on February 09, 2017, 03:58:01 pm
In the midautumn of 7, the human Dirlu Wonderhairs the Shock of Attacking bit the human Godan Whimworth, passing on the ass monster curse in Dipswamps

Spoiler: I cant get this idea out of my head now (click to show/hide)
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1281 on: May 25, 2017, 03:22:17 am »


"I have had it with these *********** useless artifacts in this *********** fortress!" - Urist L Jackson
« Last Edit: May 25, 2017, 03:25:09 am by Powersteve621 »
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1282 on: May 25, 2017, 05:38:34 pm »
The Mute Curses. (exactly what it sounds like).

Goblin civ that was ruled over by a Lipstick Demon (look it up on the forums).
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1283 on: May 27, 2017, 04:13:06 pm »
"The Curses of Branding".
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1284 on: June 01, 2017, 02:15:10 pm »
Ibid Lawblow the Fresh Realm of Breath, a human serial killer.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1285 on: June 05, 2017, 12:38:01 pm »
"More Word" a book written by a dwarven etymologist.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1286 on: June 06, 2017, 07:58:12 pm »
Just genned a new world and got The Ocean of Waves....
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1287 on: June 09, 2017, 11:14:04 pm »
From my modded game comes the "Probing Trilogy", all by Cami Vigorcobalt, the dark elf!

  • The Mystery Of Probing
  • Inquries On Probing
  • Probing And Other Travesties

And they were written in that order, too.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1288 on: August 27, 2017, 09:07:02 pm »
The name of this island I found in the world I just generated speaks for itself.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #1289 on: August 27, 2017, 09:20:27 pm »
The anvils of softness, an elven group.
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