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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 268341 times)

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #615 on: January 07, 2014, 07:48:37 pm »

The Evaporated Seas

surprisingly they had water

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« Reply #616 on: January 10, 2014, 04:48:34 am »

An artifact (aptifact?) Bituminous Coal bed named "The Courtesy of Cavities"   ???

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« Reply #617 on: January 10, 2014, 12:57:41 pm »

Reposting from like 2011:
The fellowship of Rings.
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« Reply #618 on: January 10, 2014, 05:30:14 pm »

The Bell of Sneaking.
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« Reply #619 on: January 14, 2014, 04:54:28 pm »

Well then, for once, one of my goblin civs called themselfs something pretty fitting

Here it comes
Toguusbu, The God-Forsaken Evil

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #620 on: January 14, 2014, 07:49:38 pm »

An artifact (aptifact?) Bituminous Coal bed named "The Courtesy of Cavities" 

The title of the thread is "Hilarious . . . Names Compilation."
Please post only names that are actually at least a little bit funny. (Or ironic, redundant, appropriate, etc.) Do not post names that you think are just kinda weird.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #621 on: January 14, 2014, 10:46:08 pm »

PtW
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« Reply #622 on: January 15, 2014, 09:23:11 am »

I once had a cowbone scepter called "The Crotch of Spite", which then appeared in every friggin engraving or artifact ever made in the fortress, including  several toy trains.
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« Reply #623 on: January 15, 2014, 04:13:07 pm »

The random name for the group at start I just got is The Soap of Entering. Just dont drop it at the mist generator the saying goes.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #624 on: January 15, 2014, 05:41:18 pm »

An artifact (aptifact?) Bituminous Coal bed named "The Courtesy of Cavities"
The title of the thread is "Hilarious . . . Names Compilation."
Please post only names that are actually at least a little bit funny. (Or ironic, redundant, appropriate, etc.) Do not post names that you think are just kinda weird.
The artifact came courtesy of a dwarf's cavity.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #625 on: January 16, 2014, 12:51:11 am »

An artifact (aptifact?) Bituminous Coal bed named "The Courtesy of Cavities" 

The title of the thread is "Hilarious . . . Names Compilation."
Please post only names that are actually at least a little bit funny. (Or ironic, redundant, appropriate, etc.) Do not post names that you think are just kinda weird.

I thought it was mildly funny, in a dirty sort of way. Which was then mildly funny again, being a coal bed. Maybe a little too tenuous for everyone's taste though.
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« Reply #626 on: January 16, 2014, 02:23:09 pm »

I thought it was mildly funny, in a dirty sort of way. Which was then mildly funny again, being a coal bed. Maybe a little too tenuous for everyone's taste though.

Just for comparison, I have a dolomite throne named "Brideclouts the Romantic Pain."
In general, the less you need to explain why the name is noteworthy, the better.
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« Reply #627 on: January 18, 2014, 02:54:49 pm »

I just managed to catch this precious moment in time.

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Edit: Okay, maybe that was a little subtle. Here's something filthy, you pervs.

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« Reply #628 on: January 28, 2014, 07:46:17 pm »

My most recent artifcat was a gneiss door with a lot of fun decorations. My favorite included artwork about Thur Echosears the Taker of Bites the minotaur.
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« Reply #629 on: January 29, 2014, 04:36:04 am »

The Safe Picks is my new civilisation :-X
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