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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #540 on: September 28, 2013, 07:43:58 pm »

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« Reply #541 on: September 29, 2013, 11:42:49 am »

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #542 on: September 29, 2013, 08:07:55 pm »

My favorite one I got recently is a cave called Nutdeep The Heliotrope Sewers, and I keep getting tales of a Polta Snarlveils the strangler killing various people and animals there. I'm not sure heliotrope is normally in DF, so I'm just gonna say i'm using Masterwork.

P.S. About 5 minutes after I posted this I googled Heliotrope and found out its a shade of purple, which made this soooo much better! XD
« Last Edit: September 29, 2013, 08:10:03 pm by dirkdragonslayer »
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #543 on: September 29, 2013, 08:29:43 pm »

My favorite one I got recently is a cave called Nutdeep The Heliotrope Sewers, and I keep getting tales of a Polta Snarlveils the strangler killing various people and animals there. I'm not sure heliotrope is normally in DF, so I'm just gonna say i'm using Masterwork.

P.S. About 5 minutes after I posted this I googled Heliotrope and found out its a shade of purple, which made this soooo much better! XD

Nope, it's in vanilla DF, there's one dwarf in my fort that likes the color heliotrope. Not sure if colors are used in names in vanilla DF though.
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« Reply #544 on: October 04, 2013, 03:41:49 pm »

All of these:
My favourites? the Epidemic Season and the Violent Author.
« Last Edit: October 04, 2013, 03:48:52 pm by Kyr »
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #545 on: October 05, 2013, 12:32:25 am »

Hah!
I like Inirginet, "The declining crew", from that bunch.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #546 on: October 05, 2013, 03:13:46 am »

My fort was named ... "brotherromance"... well lets just say the metal industry was thriving... smelting in particular too..
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« Reply #547 on: October 18, 2013, 08:23:07 pm »

My miners have the best English names:
Fikod Cleanship
Rakust Earthwicked
Vucar Seducepick
Rovod Bust_nounvoid_verb (Blame DT!)
Also a farmer named Hellblade. So going to draft him into the militia once it's started.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #548 on: October 18, 2013, 11:42:03 pm »

I had a military squad named "The giant tools". It was rather fitting.
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« Reply #549 on: October 22, 2013, 08:51:39 pm »

Lake called the Seasonal Lakes of Gravel, a freezing ocean called the Enjoyable Storm-Ocean. A fittingly-named Terrifying tundra: the Frosts of Skinning. The Kingly Crests, containing four dwarf civs' mountainhomes. A stream called the Motherly Wall. Tiny desert called the Dune of Anvils. Stream Incesthouse in the Hill of Palaces. Brook Millfill in the Pregnant Mire. I could go on and on about this world's features. Also, a while back, I had a fortress called Chanberwilt, fittingly killed by starvation.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #550 on: October 23, 2013, 09:29:49 am »

My Dwemer for as mentioned recently in the Note to Urist thread was called Bowelmines.  There's a swamp in that world called the Swamp of Deserts.

Also, in my other Dwemer fort, some craftsmer created a figurine commemorating one that went on a berserk rampage in another fort.  Dumac Mc Berserk became known as Catoka Giltbraids (his name) the Untamed Season of Sparks.  More awesome than hilarious.  I'm figuring a failed mood.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #551 on: October 31, 2013, 06:28:08 pm »

This is a particular terrifying item:
"The Pregnancy of Ravagers"



And OH LORD NO THEY KILLED JEEGUS:

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« Reply #552 on: November 01, 2013, 03:12:13 am »

Poor Jeegus, did tehy at least killed him violent enough?


Anyway, my current fort is named proudly Noseoiled....

I have absolutely no idea which beardless drunktard came to that idea. O.o
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« Reply #553 on: November 01, 2013, 09:47:13 am »

Jeegus Crusts!!!
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #554 on: November 01, 2013, 01:50:49 pm »

I once got a dwarven civ called "the fatal helpful bridges"
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