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Author Topic: How did you last die?  (Read 2267093 times)

hector13

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19860 on: December 12, 2017, 05:06:08 am »

Decided to test my founder's skills at persuasion and law in a solo run nightmare mode when the laws were pushing elite liberal.

Jury is moderate.

Prosecution's case is strong.

Founder has everyone calling for freedom!

... 10 consecutive life sentences. Whoops.

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pikachu17

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19861 on: December 12, 2017, 10:49:19 am »

Can you rescue him, or is no one else dedicated to the cause?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19862 on: December 12, 2017, 12:36:40 pm »

Nobody else.

CCS started the fire too. Took them out before the first senate/congress election.

That is part of the reason why I had the 10 life sentences I think, low computer skill + CIA supercomputer = many, many counts of treason.
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Look, we need to raise a psychopath who will murder God, we have no time to be spending on cooking.

the way your fingertips plant meaningless soliloquies makes me think you are the true evil among us.

IronTomato

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19863 on: December 12, 2017, 01:20:34 pm »

I remember the last time I tried to play LCS my only member got sentenced to literal death by fire ants for one count of breaking and entering.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19864 on: December 12, 2017, 02:27:15 pm »

I have fond memories of the time I got an old woman in, like, her 70s to become a superpowered hacker commando. She died defending the safehouse from the U.S. army with a machine gun.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19865 on: December 12, 2017, 05:44:25 pm »

Messed up the request of a customer several times(annoying bitch wouldn't leave despite disappointment), first because it was missing a part she might have requested but I didn't notice, and again because there was nothing for winter in the set I picked(despite the fact she came in wearing short sleeves, and made no request for winter wear), and third because she was too goddamned cheap to actually afford anything. She finally bought a cardigan and pants she could afford that looked like unicorn vomit.

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EDIT: My entire team quit at the start of the match except maybe one guy who got one kill then quit. I didn't even have time to have all my planes shot down before the match ended. At least I got one kill on the guy who shot me down as my plane was going down in flames.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19866 on: December 13, 2017, 09:15:35 pm »

Finally discovered the solution to Mount and Blade Classic modding (the first game, not Warband).

GOG had changed its installer to version 1.011, while the version I'd installed was some old .86somethingorother version.

And I didn't even notice until I read somewhere on a GOG forum post that checking GOG's downloads again was a good idea.

I feel pretty stupid now.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19867 on: December 13, 2017, 09:41:49 pm »

Beat the second part of the Flagship. Unfortunately, I only had maybe 3HP left. And the only repair station left was on the opposite end of the map, through Rebel territory.

Oh, and every Rebel-held sector has an effect(anti-ship guns in the distance) where you lose health every few seconds, with little or no miss chance.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19868 on: December 21, 2017, 02:40:21 pm »

I got shat on so hard.

So I'm a wrestler walking downtown, with two cloned wrestler buddies and a really valuable item called a skeleton key.  When suddenly a thief emerges from a manhole, steals my skeleton key, and immediately gets punched back down the manhole by one of my wrestler buddies.  RIP skeleton key; I carried you for a half hour, but you were gone in less than two seconds.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19869 on: December 21, 2017, 03:48:14 pm »

Thieves jump out of manholes and actually steal stuff now? Cool.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19870 on: December 21, 2017, 08:04:40 pm »

Shot my way out of the attorney's office, hijacked a police car and managed to evade the cops. As I was driving to the mission finish, I hit a bump too hard, shot out of the windshield and bounced along the pavement. I came to a stop with a tiny amount of health left. Then I started to climb to my feet.

Apparently, the impact of gently placing my hands on the sidewalk to push myself up is enough force to snap my neck.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19871 on: December 22, 2017, 04:00:48 am »

I went with a companion and killed a roc.
On our way back we were ambushed by kobolds and the companion lost the use of both hands and at least 1 leg.
Later we stopped near a town to build a camp, with the intention that when I turn into a werebeast for the 1st time, i bite him, so that he will be restored.

Almost half a month later, just before the full moon, the camp is pretty much complete.
I make 2 gold mail shirts and go to save and quit.

The game crashes!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19872 on: December 22, 2017, 04:37:21 am »

it seems i had, uh, painted... myself into a corner early. ran out of color midway thru the game.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19873 on: December 22, 2017, 06:13:46 am »

it seems i had, uh, painted... myself into a corner early. ran out of color midway thru the game.

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From what I hear, it's fairly easy to completely screw yourself in that game. Probably part of why I never really played it past the tutorial section. I probably should get back to it one of these days.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19874 on: December 22, 2017, 06:16:42 am »

Actually tried to help in the Crusades.

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