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BuriBuriZaemon

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #30 on: November 13, 2010, 08:49:28 am »

My neighbor beat me to death with a teddy bear.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #31 on: November 13, 2010, 08:55:10 am »

Blown up by several tanks, IS-3, SU-152 and probably artillery, i was foolish to belive my Tiger could take them on, especially since i was only supported by one tank ;_;
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #32 on: November 13, 2010, 09:06:25 am »

TAAAAAANNNKKK
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #33 on: November 13, 2010, 09:06:31 am »

Starved to death after teleporting into an area of the dungeon with no exits.
Crawl? Did you maybe just not find the hidden door in time?

Also, my vote for best death goes to nade to pole. That's pretty "D'oh"!"
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #34 on: November 13, 2010, 09:12:59 am »

@Jopax You're against the Soviets, how can you hope to win?

This wasn't in a video game but is my latest loss anyway: Stalingrad was under siege, we had fought off one attack but we had suffered major losses and our armour had ran off to fight elsewhere. This left us with one final chance to fight off the rapidly approaching Hitlerites: the bank of the Volga. We dug in and rained shells and anti-aircraft rounds at the attackers but did little damage. Finally, we decided that we must charge the attackers from our trenches once they got close. Line after line of us fell and we were defeated, little did they know that we had a defence set up behind the Volga.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #35 on: November 13, 2010, 09:22:56 am »

The russians are bloody crazy when it comes to tanks, even crazier than Germans, instead of building bigger and heavier tanks they just fitted their existing ones with bigger guns.My ISU-152 is an IS modification totting the monstruos 152 artillery gun, now imagine how the tank on the other side feels when you point it at him, the damn thing fires shells bigger than some tanks in the game and it very easily rapes stuff that other tanks have problems with.The only downside is the 20 second reload :(
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #36 on: November 13, 2010, 09:23:16 am »

After trying to save hunk of steel in the form of a knight by teleporting to him, a degenerate mad scientist and a "fabulous" warrior obsessed with gems dazzled me with a flash of light and a cleaver to the face. And promptly beat me to death in the underbrush of a corrupted forest.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #37 on: November 13, 2010, 09:28:34 am »

Got gangraped by Famine, Pestilence and Death.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #38 on: November 13, 2010, 09:29:51 am »

A group of six chocobos cornered me against the side of a cliff. Three yellows, two blacks and a red. The latter types decimated me with Pellets and Meteors, whilst the yellow ones took turns continually healing the entire flock and then pecking our faces off.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #39 on: November 13, 2010, 09:31:52 am »

@Jopax Hehe, let me break out my KV-5 specifications...

Designation: Tyazhueliy Tank KV-5
Crew: 5 (cdr, gnr, ldr, dvr, MG gnr)
Weight: 220, 426lb/100,000kg
Length: 36'5"/11.10m
Height: 13'1"/4,00m
Width: 12'11"/3.95m
Armament: 1x 107mm ZIS-6, 3x 7.62mm DT machine guns
Engine: 2x  V-2 12-cylinder diesel, 2368cu in/39 litre, 600hp each
Suspension: Transverse torsion bar

They were monsters.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #40 on: November 13, 2010, 09:37:21 am »

Kamikaze Dwarf of Scabies.

Raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaage.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #41 on: November 13, 2010, 09:39:36 am »

You don't technically die in the game, but last I lost was to a friggin army of Khergit horse archers. I got hit by about three dozen arrows in the span of three seconds.

Get EG III. You can die in it. Also, mine. I was fighting a bunch of kobolds, Somehow lost my ability to stand. I gave in to starvation. It was too much for me.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #42 on: November 13, 2010, 09:40:29 am »

Kingdom Hearts 2, trying to go through Phantom Storm on a custom Gummi design. First try, I had too many engines, making all the guns pretty much impotent. Second try, I took all but on engine out, guns started getting more kills. Both times, died to those cannons on the upper deck of the Ghost Ship, the ones that explode, and the ones that shoot ghosts at you.

I think I needed more HP on that design...

A group of six chocobos cornered me against the side of a cliff. Three yellows, two blacks and a red. The latter types decimated me with Pellets and Meteors, whilst the yellow ones took turns continually healing the entire flock and then pecking our faces off.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #43 on: November 13, 2010, 09:40:49 am »

What are all these games? I don't recognise half of them.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #44 on: November 13, 2010, 09:42:27 am »

Kingdom Hearts 2, trying to go through Phantom Storm on a custom Gummi design. First try, I had too many engines, making all the guns pretty much impotent. Second try, I took all but on engine out, guns started getting more kills. Both times, died to those cannons on the upper deck of the Ghost Ship, the ones that explode, and the ones that shoot ghosts at you.

Build your ship in the shape of a square, using the entire outer edge of the building area (the forward-backward dimension doesn't matter). Bullets will pass right through you.

My last death was from good old-fashioned grenade spam.

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