Alright guys, I have a real problem here. I like to think I'm a normal person with normal power fantasies, but ever since I had gotten into... like REALLY gotten into playing RE5's Mercenaries and Mercenaries Reunion, I've been obsessed with the little minigame.
The hectic, frantic mode, requiring fast reflexes, brutal efficiency, demanding level of skill, thorough knowledge of both the terrain and your enemies, and TONS of practice got me hooked. It appealed to me on a deep level that not alot of games do, following my philosophy of how I feel games should be perfectly, but more important than that, it appealed on a personal level to my romantic view of hand to hand combat.
After playing the game far too much, getting the best possible ranking on every stage with every character, I then got RE4. After beating that and unlocking original Mercenaries, I got to feel and appreciate how much harder the predecessor was. After getting the best possible ranking on each stage with each character (unlocking the handcannon in the process), I finally put the game down after finally being satisfied.
Satisfied, albeit slightly peeved that Wesker had been 'downgraded' between 4 and 5, with the Thrust Punch being vastly superior to the Cobra Strike as far as melees are concerned.
But I might as well get to the original purpose of the topic rather than blather on and on about how much I love the game, but I don't really want to. Why? Because odds are, it's going to be forever out of my reach:
http://www.joystiq.com/2010/09/29/resident-evil-the-mercenaries-3d-combines-missions-from-re4-and/Resident Evil: The Mercenaries is a game dedicated solely to the Mercenaries minigame. Great! Fantastic! Wonderful! The minigame is comparably more fun than the story mode of either game as far as I'm concerned, it should be it's own game! Even better, if it's including RE4 characters, then I get to play with HUNK and Krauser again! and they might even be updated to include more melees! I can't even express my joy at that possibility.
But... It's on the 3DS. From what I know is simply a more advanced, more expensive version of an ordinary DS. If it were on the 360 or something, I'd happily throw down 40-50$ to get it, but this is demanding that I get throw down a hundred or so just to get the handheld system first, and THEN get the game which is I don't even know how much.
That's... downright agonizing. I know, it's supposed to be a luxury, but that's a hell of a lot to ask...