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Author Topic: You want WHAT!?  (Read 16168 times)

Tastysaurus Rex

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You want WHAT!?
« on: November 24, 2010, 04:59:57 pm »

Local nobility demands that I make things out of slade. Slade, people. This strikes me as insane, but is this possible or am I better off just killing the fuckwad?

.....ok, you got me. He's dying either way. I still want to know if I can use slade though.
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Johnny Madhouse

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Re: You want WHAT!?
« Reply #1 on: November 24, 2010, 05:08:04 pm »

It is impossible to use slade without modding.

Also, which version of DF was your world generated in?
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Re: You want WHAT!?
« Reply #2 on: November 24, 2010, 05:09:29 pm »

Demand: Unobtainium item in throne room.

Urist McHunter cancels Make Rock Blocks: Exterminating the Na'vi.
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Tastysaurus Rex

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Re: You want WHAT!?
« Reply #3 on: November 24, 2010, 05:12:43 pm »

Hmm, that's what I thought. Enjoy your Blind Cave Ogre safari, Baron Urist McDeadman!

Also this be .17. My first fort on it, actually. (I wanted to upgrade from .13 finally but heard some bittersweet things about .18.)

Demand: Unobtainium item in throne room.

Urist McHunter cancels Make Rock Blocks: Exterminating the Na'vi.
This made my day so hard.
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Re: You want WHAT!?
« Reply #4 on: November 24, 2010, 05:27:59 pm »

while it is possible for slade to appear in their likes and dislikes, are you sure it doesn't say slate?
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Tastysaurus Rex

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Re: You want WHAT!?
« Reply #5 on: November 24, 2010, 05:34:21 pm »

while it is possible for slade to appear in their likes and dislikes, are you sure it doesn't say slate?
Trust me when I say that's the first thing I checked. He's asking for 100% clownrock.
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That wasn't technically a miscarriage, but the doctors didn't have a concise term for "gave birth and immediately baptized the baby in liquid fire."
Dwarf Fortress: Killing people so you can draft their dogs into the army.

Lord Darkstar

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Re: You want WHAT!?
« Reply #6 on: November 24, 2010, 05:38:39 pm »

He definately needs a magma bath.
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darkrider2

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Re: You want WHAT!?
« Reply #7 on: November 24, 2010, 05:48:05 pm »

if he wants it so bad, send him down there to get some himself...
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Gearheart

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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2010, 05:55:16 pm »

Ambassador magma patiently awaits his meeting with your nobles.
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Re: You want WHAT!?
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2010, 05:55:59 pm »

if he wants it so bad, send him down there to get some himself...
Hey, that should be my new policy. "What, you want pig iron bars now? Make them yourself! What, no charcoal left and we haven't found magma yet? Well, burn some goddamn logs, you know how to do that, right? What do you mean, no wood left? There, here's a training axe, go cut a couple trees on your own. Do not mind the siege of goblin lashers waiting outside, I'm sure you will do just fine. They won't even look at you if they don't feel threatened. Really."
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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2010, 07:17:47 pm »

There, here's a training axe, go cut a couple trees on your own. Do not mind the siege of goblin lashers waiting outside, I'm sure you will do just fine. They won't even look at you if they don't feel threatened. Really.

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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2010, 07:35:06 pm »

Dropped his ass down a trapdoor into the walled-off caverns. It was there, as he dragged himself on two broken legs, that he fortuitously discovered a gathering of olm men that my military had overlooked. Found their spears, specifically. His heroic sacrifice will be remembered by all who give a shit.
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That wasn't technically a miscarriage, but the doctors didn't have a concise term for "gave birth and immediately baptized the baby in liquid fire."
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Hyndis

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« Reply #12 on: November 24, 2010, 07:47:13 pm »

I once had a dwarf who liked adamantine, slade, clear diamond, and dragon bone.  :o



Please note that I used the terms "had" and "liked" which are past tense...
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« Reply #13 on: November 24, 2010, 08:18:21 pm »

Should they even know slade exists? I doubt every world has had someone break into hell, write about the properties of the floor, make it out alive and educate everyone about it.
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darkrider2

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« Reply #14 on: November 24, 2010, 09:49:28 pm »

Should they even know slade exists? I doubt every world has had someone break into hell, write about the properties of the floor, make it out alive and educate everyone about it.

Dwarf Fortress players are exactly those kinds of people.
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