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GiglameshDespair

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12075 on: March 03, 2015, 06:58:25 am »

No! Occam's razor people! What's more likely, that dozens of us were all wrong when we were reading the name
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12076 on: March 03, 2015, 07:03:51 am »

To me, he shall always be Giglamesh, friend of Enikdu, slayer of Humbaab, king of Ruuk.
I though he was king of Sumreria?
No, it was just a Sumerian Sumreian legend. Gilgamesh Giglamesh was king of Uruk Ruuk and a demigod who built the walls of the city singlehandedly or something.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12077 on: March 03, 2015, 07:05:23 am »

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12078 on: March 03, 2015, 01:39:43 pm »

Welp. It took me way too long to figure out that my laptop CPU/GPU running at single-digit load maybe kinda shouldn't be 60*C. And if something fails, I have absolutely no way short of, I'unno, loansharks, to replace it AND I need it for work purposes o_O
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12079 on: March 03, 2015, 02:45:29 pm »

Sometimes I get this thing where I have just one extremely painful hiccup. It's like something tears in the middle of my chest and then I just stare into space wondering whether I am bleeding into my lungs and if yes, whether calling the EMTs will have any effect. Usually happens when I consume McDonalds food with Coke.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12080 on: March 03, 2015, 02:52:00 pm »

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12081 on: March 03, 2015, 02:54:50 pm »

McDonalds
Well there's your problem

Aye. The stuff they serve barely qualifies as food, and that's from my brother who works there. It might be different in Russia, but I won't hold out too much hope on that one.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12082 on: March 03, 2015, 02:57:13 pm »

Sometimes I get this thing where I have just one extremely painful hiccup. It's like something tears in the middle of my chest and then I just stare into space wondering whether I am bleeding into my lungs and if yes, whether calling the EMTs will have any effect. Usually happens when I consume McDonalds food with Coke.
A hiccup is, generally, an air bubble (probs thanks to coke) in the stomach too large to be burped out, and if you're stuffed, you stomach probably does not like to violently contract around a rigid-ish object. Try to drink Coke in sips small enough you can discreetly, er, remove them and exhaling before you swallow.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12083 on: March 03, 2015, 02:57:40 pm »

Sometimes I get this thing where I have just one extremely painful hiccup. It's like something tears in the middle of my chest and then I just stare into space wondering whether I am bleeding into my lungs and if yes, whether calling the EMTs will have any effect. Usually happens when I consume McDonalds food with Coke.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12084 on: March 03, 2015, 03:01:37 pm »

McDonalds
Well there's your problem

Aye. The stuff they serve barely qualifies as food, and that's from my brother who works there. It might be different in Russia, but I won't hold out too much hope on that one.
That stuff is literally garbage and a blight upon the concept of "cheeseburger," like nearly every fast food product. If you're going to eat garbage, at least get it from the dumpster yourself, and if you're going to eat a cheeseburger, butcher your own cow and grill it on coal and steel while the milk ferments.

And McDonalds is usually very careful to ensure their product is identical regardless of where you are.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12085 on: March 03, 2015, 03:04:18 pm »

McDonalds
Well there's your problem

Aye. The stuff they serve barely qualifies as food, and that's from my brother who works there. It might be different in Russia, but I won't hold out too much hope on that one.
That stuff is literally garbage and a blight upon the concept of "cheeseburger," like nearly every fast food product. If you're going to eat garbage, at least get it from the dumpster yourself, and if you're going to eat a cheeseburger, butcher your own cow and grill it on coal and steel while the milk ferments.

And McDonalds is usually very careful to ensure their product is identical regardless of where you are.
Yeah, London McDonalds and Moscow McDonalds are identical with the exception of cooking oil and price (ours is cheaper). Yeah, it's the Coke, probably.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12086 on: March 03, 2015, 03:06:29 pm »

To me, he shall always be Giglamesh, friend of Enikdu, slayer of Humbaab, king of Ruuk.
I though he was king of Sumreria?
No, it was just a Sumerian Sumreian legend. Gilgamesh Giglamesh was king of Uruk Ruuk and a demigod who built the walls of the city singlehandedly or something.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12087 on: March 03, 2015, 05:00:14 pm »

I stepped on little cats leg accidentally and then saw it trying to not use that leg, poor thing... I am a monster
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12088 on: March 03, 2015, 05:46:15 pm »

I stepped on little cats leg accidentally and then saw it trying to not use that leg, poor thing... I am a monster
Think of all the birds you have just saved.

And then think of how all those birds will eventually devolve back into raptors.

And then think of how these novoraptors will cause unending terror in the skys with their vicious claws and magnificent plumage.

What I'm saying is, I agree - you are a monster. You have doomed us to forever suffer under the torment of our reptilian-avian overlords.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12089 on: March 03, 2015, 05:48:03 pm »

I for one wlecome our new reptilian-avian overlords.
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