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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12315 on: March 21, 2015, 03:25:13 am »

Mite it be too much to ask for these puns to buzz off? I'm starting to get a bit antsy.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12316 on: March 21, 2015, 07:18:10 am »

Don't bee that way, OW.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12317 on: March 21, 2015, 07:30:04 am »

trying to worm your way out of things again, you grub

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12318 on: March 21, 2015, 10:47:22 am »

Well, right after getting through security I realized that I forgot my room key
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12319 on: March 21, 2015, 11:02:53 am »

I did not ant-icipate all these puns.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12320 on: March 21, 2015, 11:50:41 am »

This thread has morphed into a chitin-clad monstrosity, yes.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12321 on: March 21, 2015, 05:16:16 pm »

chitin (kite-un) it out guys, make larvae, not war
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12322 on: March 21, 2015, 05:26:14 pm »

Huh, speaking of bugs. I was chatting with a friend not long ago, the usual stuff. We've been on the internet for almost a decade now, we're pretty jaded in that regard: we've seen floaters, we've seen live suicides, we've seen our fair share of gore and generally disgusting things. He sent me that one gif, the one with the kiddo with his shiny, black hair having a fucking COLONY, no, KINGDOM of head lice scooped up and out his mane with a comb like it was icecream. I stared at my monitor, grabbing my fucking clavicles while hundreds of question stormed my mind : How the fuck did the pest reach such size ? What conditions does that person live in ? How are head lice transmitted ? I don't want to shave my hair. Why do these hellbeasts exist ? Will my children have them ? I don't want children..Can anything live in my hair considering how much I fuck with it ? No, no no. Trauma 2k15.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12323 on: March 21, 2015, 05:30:23 pm »

Lice like clean heads.
Dirty ones...bug...them.  :P
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12324 on: March 21, 2015, 05:42:27 pm »

Lice are slightly less horrible than bedbugs, and slightly less annoying than fleas. In other words, they are fucking horrible and annoying.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12325 on: March 21, 2015, 05:43:02 pm »

Link to picture?

E: Also, what's a floater?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12326 on: March 21, 2015, 05:46:33 pm »

Link to picture?

E: Also, what's a floater?
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A floater is a corpse that was recovered from water (they bloat and float up)
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12327 on: March 21, 2015, 06:00:32 pm »

I don't think those are head lice. At least, not the ones that people usually mean when they refer to head lice.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12328 on: March 21, 2015, 06:02:30 pm »

Yeah, the body shape seems longer and skinnier than the ones that we had an outbreak of when I was a kid.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #12329 on: March 21, 2015, 06:08:17 pm »

In any case, it's a nice and cleanly household. Very charming. :)
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