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Loud Whispers

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1110 on: July 18, 2012, 01:53:38 pm »

So I went into the basement and saw that the cover for the axe had no axe in it. That almost figuratively shouted "THERE'S A LOONY WITH AN AXE IN THE BASEMENT!"


Two minutes later that turned out to be eventually true, but it was still discomforting.
You found the axe and began muttering strange syllables whilst demanding crystal glass and mussel shell?

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1111 on: July 18, 2012, 03:05:15 pm »

Hmm, yes, you could say so. But without the glass. Or the shell.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1112 on: July 18, 2012, 03:28:56 pm »

Where was it goofy? I mean from beginning to end I found it quite creepy.

Well, there were the spy cats, and the song the queen sang. And a lot of the description of the cat-people just ended up sounding like an fanfic writer going on about their character's outfits, but with animals instead.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1113 on: July 18, 2012, 03:42:56 pm »

Mmm... Well to be fair the Queens origin is that she was basically elevated to low level god from house cat.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1114 on: July 18, 2012, 03:54:06 pm »

Yeah, I get that. And it might be better if you're more familiar with the canon, but I feel like the "all cats are secretly really smart" is probably the single most overdone thing you can do with animals.

Except maybe animals playing basketball.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1115 on: July 18, 2012, 04:00:19 pm »

Yay in the canon basically any mammal on Earth has been spliced with human DNA
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1116 on: July 18, 2012, 08:28:44 pm »

To me Dutchling will forever be he-who-faps-at-the-dark.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1117 on: July 18, 2012, 08:55:03 pm »

Other than injections, I'm also afraid of large creatures that live in the water.
YES. Also, when playing games, I'm a psycho with an axe/flamethrower/chainsaw/crossbow, but in real life, I am absolutely horrified of blood.
Blood makes me feel sick, but not afraid.

On another note, who else here played the first Jak and Daxter game? And who else freaked the fuck out the first time they got eaten by the Lurker Shark?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1118 on: July 18, 2012, 08:57:07 pm »

On the other hand, I really like blood. I like the way it feels, especially when it's warm and not mine. (Fuck me, what's wrong with me!?)

Dogs scare the unholy fuck out of me, provided that they're bigger than a loaf of bread.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1119 on: July 18, 2012, 08:58:27 pm »

On the other hand, I really like blood. I like the way it feels, especially when it's warm and not mine. (Fuck me, what's wrong with me!?)
What's wrong with an omnivore enjoying the fruits of slaughter?

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1120 on: July 18, 2012, 09:06:48 pm »

On another note, who else here played the first Jak and Daxter game? And who else freaked the fuck out the first time they got eaten by the Lurker Shark?

Hmm, it's been a while but I do vaguely remember that being pretty freaking terrifying. :P I would've been, what, eight?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1121 on: July 18, 2012, 09:20:23 pm »

On the other hand, I really like blood. I like the way it feels, especially when it's warm and not mine. (Fuck me, what's wrong with me!?)
What's wrong with an omnivore enjoying the fruits of slaughter?

Nothing, as long as no fapping is involved. Make a steak, carve a totem from the bones, fuck, make a damn chair with the dead thing, just no fapping.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1122 on: July 18, 2012, 09:28:34 pm »

On the other hand, I really like blood. I like the way it feels, especially when it's warm and not mine. (Fuck me, what's wrong with me!?)
What's wrong with an omnivore enjoying the fruits of slaughter?

Nothing, as long as no fapping is involved. Make a steak, carve a totem from the bones, fuck, make a damn chair with the dead thing, just no fapping.
Oh, you don't have to worry about that. I have never once punched someone in the face and needed to rub one out because of it.

To clarify, I have only ever killed one thing on purpose, and I didn't particularly enjoy that. It was a scraggly, mangy, loose dog in the woods that attacked me when I was homeless (this is different from the one that tried to take my face off because of my own stupidity, and that's why I think that one was a wolf.)  Bugs, obviously, don't count toward that total.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1123 on: July 18, 2012, 09:31:09 pm »

Thank goodness. My faith in humanity has just gone up by one point in seven billion.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #1124 on: July 18, 2012, 10:57:46 pm »

Well!! Mostly people get terrified by looking at horror films and serials. I don't get scared by it. In fact I get scared of darkness and cutting off light. Dark night always make me feel horrified. Is there any way to get rid of it . Please suggest.

Look at a dark corner / dark place / whatever and say: 'This is for you'
Then masturbate furiously.
hey hey hey! that's MY territory!

I still approve, though.
Take caution with that approach. You don't want to get any darkness frisky in case they're into that sort of thing. Unless you're into that sort of thing.

Funny advice nonetheless.
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