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[MaximumZero]

Yay, let's cut up an eat all those pokemon xD

That would be the greatest battle ever. "Today, we duel, using our pets. The winner's pet goes home to be safe, warm, loved, and well fed. The loser's pet...is eaten, by the winner."

Too bad the "Hunger Games" is taken as a name.

[SomeStupidGuy]

Nothing shall stop my quest to eat all creatures, be they real or imaginary! Not even the fourth wall!

Good luck with that.
Though eating Skarmory sounds appealing if only just because you'd be able to make it's steel feather things into silverware, then eat it using said silverware.

[Jervill]

Good luck on eating greatorder's spore creature before it devours you.

[Xantalos]

What would that be? Because I've seen a LOT of scary spore creatures...

[da_nang]

And so this thread turned to vorarephilia... Grown out of MLP then spiced up with Pokémon and roasted with dragonfire. We even ate the dragon.

I've now seen it all...

That said, let's do it some MOAR.

[Zaerosz]

And so this thread turned to vorarephilia... Grown out of MLP then spiced up with Pokémon and roasted with dragonfire. We even ate the dragon.

I've now seen it all...

That said, let's do it some MOAR.

What oh come on. The vore was half a comment. This is NONSEXUAL discussion of eating most likely semisapient creatures.

[Yoink]

Yay, let's cut up an eat all those pokemon xD

That would be the greatest battle ever. "Today, we duel, using our pets. The winner's pet goes home to be safe, warm, loved, and well fed. The loser's pet...is eaten, by the winner."

Dude, that pretty much just describes cockfighting. Well, apart from the 'loved' part...

[SomeStupidGuy]

And so this thread turned to vorarephilia... Grown out of MLP then spiced up with Pokémon and roasted with dragonfire. We even ate the dragon.

I've now seen it all...

That said, let's do it some MOAR.

Can't a man try to eat a semi-intelligent giant bird without people turning it sexual?
Good sir or madam, your comments wound me.

[Slayerhero90]

All of my spore craetures are realistic-ish. I'VE GOT LIKE 50 DIFFERENT VELOCIRAPTORS! WANT SOME? OKAY! VELOCIRAPTORINYOURFACEATAHIGHVELOCIRAPTORTY!

[Nega]

Okay, so I woke up when the sky was starting to turn blue, getting ready to take a shower for school. I walk into the bathroom, turn the lights on- and then I see these black dots moving around in it. I go back to get my glasses, since I'm nearsighted, and then take a closer look. I instantly jump back and scream, seeing no less than six goddamned water-bugs... 

[Slayerhero90]

Mothman's cousin, Waterbugman, is coming for you!

[10ebbor10]

All of my spore craetures are realistic-ish. I'VE GOT LIKE 50 DIFFERENT VELOCIRAPTORS! WANT SOME? OKAY! VELOCIRAPTORINYOURFACEATAHIGHVELOCIRAPTORTY!

Fun fact: The velocirapter is was about the size of a large chicken(but with a ridiculous tail), and had feather. In fact it looks like some silly lizard-duck hybrid.

[RedKing]

But it had bigger cousins like Deinonychus and especially Achillobator.

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"Hi! I'm about to die horribly!"

[Naxza]

All of my spore craetures are realistic-ish. I'VE GOT LIKE 50 DIFFERENT VELOCIRAPTORS! WANT SOME? OKAY! VELOCIRAPTORINYOURFACEATAHIGHVELOCIRAPTORTY!

Fun fact: The velocirapter is was about the size of a large chicken(but with a ridiculous tail), and had feather. In fact it looks like some silly lizard-duck hybrid.

Pretty sure you're thinking of the compsognathus.

[DeKaFu]

If you're looking for something from Jurassic Park, you want Deinonychus. It's like Velociraptor but is twice as big (3 feet tall instead of 1.5). It also would've had feathers though.

My personal favourite is one of their cousins, Microraptor gui. It had not only feathers, but fully formed wings. Four of them.