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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5115 on: September 24, 2013, 04:31:48 am »

Was at the local doctor for a checkup (I am slightly overweight.), no obvious health issues were found.
Then he wanted to take a blood sample.. Now, I have been dreading this for ever since the checkup have been scheduled.
I mean, Blood vessels, have you ever thought of how CLOSE they are to the skin?
Just THINKING about anything sharp even getting close to them creeps me out.
I am just relieved that I got that done and probably won't ever have a needle poked through my skin ever again.. Hopefully..

Yeah, our blood vessels are very close to the skin in some areas - good thing we have fairly tough skin, and our cell walls are strong too

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5116 on: September 24, 2013, 11:29:10 am »

Man, I hate to tell you this, but we don't even have cell walls. Just itty bitty membranes. On the upside, we do have an awful lot of structural proteins that do the job just fine. Yay, collagen! Hooray, keratin!
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5117 on: September 24, 2013, 02:36:05 pm »

Yup. Unless you're a plant... in which case, I guess you don't have blood vessels to protect.



Earlier today, I was paying dues for a club in school. I knew the girl who was taking up the money, and so she grabbed my hand instead of just the money. The whole time she was looking for change for my $20 she was holding my hand down towards her ass. Then, when she needed to use both hands, she squeezed my wrist between her arm and her side.

I was really scared I was accidentally going to make contact and get yelled at or something.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5118 on: September 24, 2013, 04:06:41 pm »

Earlier today, I was paying dues for a club in school. I knew the girl who was taking up the money, and so she grabbed my hand instead of just the money. The whole time she was looking for change for my $20 she was holding my hand down towards her ass. Then, when she needed to use both hands, she squeezed my wrist between her arm and her side.

I was really scared I was accidentally going to make contact and get yelled at or something.
That sounds incredibly unusual.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5119 on: September 24, 2013, 04:18:04 pm »

Could she have been doing that, you know, on purpose?
(I've heard vile rumours that females possess desires of a particular kind much like us men do. Desinformation spread by suffragettes, no doubt, but this seems to fit with that absurd hypothesis, does it not?)
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5120 on: September 24, 2013, 04:29:17 pm »

Could she have been doing that, you know, on purpose?
(I've heard vile rumours that females possess desires of a particular kind much like us men do. Desinformation spread by suffragettes, no doubt, but this seems to fit with that absurd hypothesis, does it not?)
It would be an unusual way to go about it if so.
If anything she's probably just one of those people who think that physical contact is totally normal and not weird and awkward like it really is.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5121 on: September 24, 2013, 06:25:05 pm »

Could she have been doing that, you know, on purpose?
(I've heard vile rumours that females possess desires of a particular kind much like us men do. Desinformation spread by suffragettes, no doubt, but this seems to fit with that absurd hypothesis, does it not?)
It would be an unusual way to go about it if so.
If anything she's probably just one of those people who think that physical contact is totally normal and not weird and awkward like it really it.
Those are truly the worst kind of people.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5122 on: September 24, 2013, 07:50:13 pm »

Could she have been doing that, you know, on purpose?
(I've heard vile rumours that females possess desires of a particular kind much like us men do. Desinformation spread by suffragettes, no doubt, but this seems to fit with that absurd hypothesis, does it not?)
It would be an unusual way to go about it if so.
If anything she's probably just one of those people who think that physical contact is totally normal and not weird and awkward like it really is.
She's... uh... I dunno how to put it politely. It's a little odd we're friends, really, because I'm "a boy scout" and she... isn't. We're pretty good friends though, she's just... fun? Does that work? I think that works.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5123 on: September 24, 2013, 08:49:52 pm »

Could she have been doing that, you know, on purpose?
(I've heard vile rumours that females possess desires of a particular kind much like us men do. Desinformation spread by suffragettes, no doubt, but this seems to fit with that absurd hypothesis, does it not?)
It would be an unusual way to go about it if so.
If anything she's probably just one of those people who think that physical contact is totally normal and not weird and awkward like it really it.
Those are truly the worst kind of people.
Fuckin' people being comfortable with touching each other nonsexually.
Of course I don't count since I'm not a person, but whatever.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5124 on: September 24, 2013, 08:50:47 pm »

I'd be totally comfortable with you touching me with your writhing non-euclidean tentacles from beyond the stars.

Platonically, of course.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5125 on: September 24, 2013, 09:58:08 pm »

Yup. Unless you're a plant... in which case, I guess you don't have blood vessels to protect.



Earlier today, I was paying dues for a club in school. I knew the girl who was taking up the money, and so she grabbed my hand instead of just the money. The whole time she was looking for change for my $20 she was holding my hand down towards her ass. Then, when she needed to use both hands, she squeezed my wrist between her arm and her side.

I was really scared I was accidentally going to make contact and get yelled at or something.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but...

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5126 on: September 24, 2013, 09:59:44 pm »

Yup. Unless you're a plant... in which case, I guess you don't have blood vessels to protect.



Earlier today, I was paying dues for a club in school. I knew the girl who was taking up the money, and so she grabbed my hand instead of just the money. The whole time she was looking for change for my $20 she was holding my hand down towards her ass. Then, when she needed to use both hands, she squeezed my wrist between her arm and her side.

I was really scared I was accidentally going to make contact and get yelled at or something.

I'm sorry to tell you this, but...

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5127 on: September 24, 2013, 10:02:38 pm »

I'm sorry to tell you this, but...

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5128 on: September 24, 2013, 10:07:10 pm »

Could she have been doing that, you know, on purpose?
(I've heard vile rumours that females possess desires of a particular kind much like us men do. Desinformation spread by suffragettes, no doubt, but this seems to fit with that absurd hypothesis, does it not?)
It would be an unusual way to go about it if so.
If anything she's probably just one of those people who think that physical contact is totally normal and not weird and awkward like it really is.
She's... uh... I dunno how to put it politely. It's a little odd we're friends, really, because I'm "a boy scout" and she... isn't. We're pretty good friends though, she's just... fun? Does that work? I think that works.
So she's a "bad girl" eh? In that case, she's probably just doing it to tease you. It might also be she wants you and is trying to send a message, but if that were the case, then going off what I have intuited from your statements, she'd probably just ask you straight up. I don't actually know either of you though, so I could easily be mistaken.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5129 on: September 24, 2013, 10:09:47 pm »

Could she have been doing that, you know, on purpose?
(I've heard vile rumours that females possess desires of a particular kind much like us men do. Desinformation spread by suffragettes, no doubt, but this seems to fit with that absurd hypothesis, does it not?)
It would be an unusual way to go about it if so.
If anything she's probably just one of those people who think that physical contact is totally normal and not weird and awkward like it really is.
She's... uh... I dunno how to put it politely. It's a little odd we're friends, really, because I'm "a boy scout" and she... isn't. We're pretty good friends though, she's just... fun? Does that work? I think that works.
So she's a "bad girl" eh? In that case, she's probably just doing it to tease you. It might also be she wants you and is trying to send a message, but if that were the case, then going off what I have intuited from your statements, she'd probably just ask you straight up. I don't actually know either of you though, so I could easily be mistaken.
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