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Mr Space Cat

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5415 on: October 08, 2013, 09:51:48 pm »

I thought we agreed it was secret spy hookers.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5416 on: October 08, 2013, 09:53:35 pm »

I for one wish you good luck and safe travels on your assumedly world-saving mission. Let no force compromise the endeavor.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5417 on: October 08, 2013, 09:54:43 pm »

My bet is that it's the secret recipe for Coca Cola.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5418 on: October 08, 2013, 09:55:00 pm »

My money's on time machines being delivered, by truck mind you, from Podunk, New York, to Pyongyang. I will accept no substitutes, and will shout down anybody who continues trying to tease out a real answer, because yeah, seriously, let's not go into a danger zone for anybody.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5419 on: October 08, 2013, 09:56:10 pm »

My bet is that it's the secret recipe for Coca Cola.
It's one truck, not an armored convoy with air support :P
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5420 on: October 08, 2013, 09:57:47 pm »

My bet is that it's the secret recipe for Coca Cola.
It's one truck, not an armored convoy with air support :P
Oh right, no chances with that one.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5421 on: October 08, 2013, 09:59:13 pm »

My bet is that it's the secret recipe for Coca Cola.
It's one truck, not an armored convoy with air support :P

Is this truck TARDISian (that is, bigger on the inside), with an armored convoy with air support contained within? I shall assume yes.

I [snip] will shout down anybody who continues trying to tease out a real answer, because yeah, seriously, let's not go into a danger zone for anybody.

I'd be honestly surprised if anyone could tease out a reply, so long as Sirus continues not discussing it, but rather our facetious theories.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5422 on: October 08, 2013, 10:02:03 pm »

Exactly. I'll joke around as much as you guys like, but SERIOUS DISCUSSION is a bit of a no-no. At least as far as this trip in concerned.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5423 on: October 08, 2013, 10:04:53 pm »

Sirus, are you a secret agent on a mission from the gub'mint?

Or do you not do gub'mint deliveries, just private-market secret agent missions? :P
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5424 on: October 08, 2013, 10:07:09 pm »

Of course he doesn't work for the government. He hasn't had his brain re-calibrated to serve and praise Obama, as all government employees are upon a successful interview.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5425 on: October 08, 2013, 10:08:39 pm »

Of course he doesn't work for the government. He hasn't had his brain re-calibrated to serve and praise Obama, as all government employees are upon a successful interview.
Clearly the brainwashing doesn't take hold all that well.
* Sirus glares at the gub'mint in question
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5426 on: October 08, 2013, 10:10:37 pm »

Of course he doesn't work for the government. He hasn't had his brain re-calibrated to serve and praise Obama, as all government employees are upon a successful interview.
Clearly the brainwashing doesn't take hold all that well.
* Sirus glares at the gub'mint in question
Well, not when the gub'mint and all its mind control centers are shut down like this, duh!

Also, I have changed my guess: He's carrying the internet. It crashed today at my school, so it obviously must have gotten bumped on the way into the truck.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5427 on: October 08, 2013, 10:14:27 pm »

But if he's carrying the internet, then that would mean....

Oh my god. Sirus doesn't worship Obama....because he is Obama! You bastard! All those times my internet went down when I was trying to do trivial and amusing things!
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5428 on: October 08, 2013, 10:17:18 pm »

It's a shipment of fake birth certificates.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5429 on: October 08, 2013, 10:18:14 pm »

My money is on one tiny package suspended in the rough center of the trailer by steel beams. The package is bound for the SCP foundation.

Whatever the hell you do, don't open that trailer! Or jostle it too roughly! This could be an end-of-the-world class SCP! >.>
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