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MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5430 on: October 08, 2013, 10:19:54 pm »

My money is on one tiny package suspended in the rough center of the trailer by steel beams. The package is bound for the SCP foundation.

Whatever the hell you do, don't open that trailer! Or jostle it too roughly! This could be an end-of-the-world class SCP! >.>
Or touch it. Or look at it. Or contemplate it.

Shit, is contemplating a contagious infohazard sufficient for infection? They wouldn't let a civilian move infohazards, would they?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5431 on: October 08, 2013, 10:20:29 pm »

THANKS, O'SIRUS. >:I
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5432 on: October 08, 2013, 10:28:57 pm »

THANKS, O'SIRUS. >:I

What'd he ever do to you?

Look at him, he's innocent!

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5433 on: October 08, 2013, 10:30:49 pm »

THANKS, O'SIRUS. >:I

What'd he ever do to you?

Look at him, he's innocent!

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Hah, that's what I was thinking.

Wait. Since Obama is Sirus and Sirus is Osirus, Obama is an Egyptian God! An Egyptian God is by definition not Christian, thus proving the liberal government's secret anti-Christian agenda. Q.E.D.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5434 on: October 08, 2013, 10:36:18 pm »

And now we have a motive for the Illuminati: They're a sect of Ancient Egyptians who have been secretly running the world for thousands of years in the hopes of wiping out all followers of the Abrahamic religions. All because some Jew was mean to them and took their slaves.
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Sirus

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5435 on: October 08, 2013, 10:36:43 pm »


You guys are so close, and yet so far. The reason for all the fake birth certificates is because my real certificate is itself an SCP. I'm the only one who can transport it safely without it shutting down parts of the Internet, so I dusted off my old trucking license and got to work!

THANKS, O'SIRUS. >:I
And now you know why my BC is an SCP.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5436 on: October 08, 2013, 10:40:19 pm »

I read the reply to my post first and had no idea what BC was for a while.

I thought it might have meant Battlecruiser.

Sirus, do you or do you not have a fully functional capital-class starcruiser?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5437 on: October 08, 2013, 10:42:58 pm »

And now we have a motive for the Illuminati: They're a sect of Ancient Egyptians who have been secretly running the world for thousands of years in the hopes of wiping out all followers of the Abrahamic religions. All because some Jew was mean to them and took their slaves.

My god*... it all makes sense. I would say I've been shown the light, but that's what the Illuminati want me to think. We must now prepare for the endtimes. :P

* (who is currently threatened by evil Egyptian "gods")
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5438 on: October 08, 2013, 10:45:06 pm »

Sirus, do you or do you not have a fully functional capital-class starcruiser?
I thought that's what he used to ship things.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5439 on: October 08, 2013, 10:57:41 pm »

I went to sleep came back and Sirus was Obama. Ok then.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5440 on: October 08, 2013, 10:58:47 pm »

I went to sleep came back and Sirus was Obama. Ok then.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5441 on: October 08, 2013, 11:23:16 pm »

I'm the subject of a sig! Huzzah!

Sirus, do you or do you not have a fully functional capital-class starcruiser?
I thought that's what he used to ship things.
Maybe in the future, after Descan perfects immortality and we finally expand into space.

For now though? Just a regular old truck :P
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5442 on: October 09, 2013, 07:26:32 am »

Now you need to change your Personal Text to "Apparantly Obama now, just as confused as you".
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5443 on: October 09, 2013, 08:19:02 am »

I went to sleep came back and Sirus was Obama. Ok then.
Sig'd.
You say that, but I don't actually see it in your signature, just the word sig, and a picture.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5444 on: October 09, 2013, 08:30:22 am »

And I told you that its sig cannot be perceived from your layer of reality.
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