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Thecard

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5565 on: October 23, 2013, 08:40:28 pm »

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.
You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.
Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.
Only do this if you want a spider orgy in your shirt.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5566 on: October 23, 2013, 08:43:41 pm »

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.
You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.
Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.


I demand a portion of this LSD. Right naow.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5567 on: October 23, 2013, 09:31:53 pm »

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.
You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.
Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.


I demand a portion of this LSD. Right naow.
Hmmm... I'll ask Descan to get all lubricated and sugery. Though he might get eaten again...
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5568 on: October 23, 2013, 09:37:08 pm »

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.
You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.
Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.


I demand a portion of this LSD. Right naow.
Hmmm... I'll ask Descan to get all lubricated and sugery. Though he might get eaten again...
This terrified me today, because I do not comprehend why I am involved or being lubricated and sugar'd.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5569 on: October 23, 2013, 09:46:55 pm »

... are we... are we back to the flaming spider orgy-ball?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5570 on: October 23, 2013, 09:48:56 pm »

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.
You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.
Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.


I demand a portion of this LSD. Right naow.
Hmmm... I'll ask Descan to get all lubricated and sugery. Though he might get eaten again...
This terrified me today, because I do not comprehend why I am involved or being lubricated and sugar'd.
Do the reasons really matter, Descan?
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5571 on: October 23, 2013, 10:16:01 pm »

Re: OP

A spider crawled up my sleeve.


I cannot find it.
You must set yourself on fire. Sacrifice yourself for the good of mankind*.

*For the love of god don't do this.
Instead, have some LSD. It appears to be in plentiful supply.


I demand a portion of this LSD. Right naow.
Hmmm... I'll ask Descan to get all lubricated and sugery. Though he might get eaten again...
This terrified me today, because I do not comprehend why I am involved or being lubricated and sugar'd.
Do the reasons really matter, Descan?


this. this right here.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5572 on: October 23, 2013, 10:28:07 pm »

i just got that LSD is an acronym for Lubricated Sugary Descan

please don't eat me hanspanda
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5573 on: October 23, 2013, 10:41:28 pm »

i just got that LSD is an acronym for Lubricated Sugary Descan

please don't eat me hanspanda
Psst. Wrong guy. That's Helgo, not Hans
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
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Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5574 on: October 23, 2013, 10:43:44 pm »

Look who's asking to actually GET the LSD, bro.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5575 on: October 23, 2013, 10:45:13 pm »

Look who's asking to actually GET the LSD, bro.
Whoops, my bad. Next time I try to correct you on who's trying to whom, I'll do more fact-checking.
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I think the slaughter part is what made them angry.
OOC: Dachshundofdoom: This is how the world ends, not with a bang but with goddamn VUVUZELAS.
Those hookers aren't getting out any time soon, no matter how many fancy gadgets they have :v

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5576 on: October 24, 2013, 12:16:11 am »

... are we... are we back to the flaming spider orgy-ball?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5577 on: October 24, 2013, 12:21:13 am »

Reading the Renegade Cause HP fanfic. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LISTED AS TRAGEDY/CRIME? It's a fucked up horror story! Freaking hell this is creeping me out.
An alarming number of people don't understand the difference between a tragic story and a sad story. Tragic stories normally END with horrible/sad situations (see: Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, Othello).
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5578 on: October 24, 2013, 12:49:40 am »

Reading the Renegade Cause HP fanfic. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LISTED AS TRAGEDY/CRIME? It's a fucked up horror story! Freaking hell this is creeping me out.
An alarming number of people don't understand the difference between a tragic story and a sad story. Tragic stories normally END with horrible/sad situations (see: Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, Othello).
Hoo boy. That, and Romeo and Juliet was basically a comedy up until the letter didn't arrive on time. So for three quarters of the play or so. Hell, Romeo's famous "romantic" soliloquy in the balcony scene was a brilliant skewering of the Petrarchan conceit. If we're going to be anal about it, it wasn't even a tragedy in the purest sense; Romeo and Juliet didn't die because one or both of them had a fatal character flaw that led to their fall, they died because they were stupid kids (not that they in particular were unintelligent, just that children that age tend to be... less than wise and careful in their decisionmaking--it's why we don't let them drink) and just about every adult authority figure in their lives was an utter incompetent.

Star-crossed lovers? A tragic tale? They were what, 13 and 16 in the original story? More like a lesson on why kids getting married for TWOO WUV might not be such a good idea.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #5579 on: October 24, 2013, 12:52:12 am »

Reading the Renegade Cause HP fanfic. WHY THE FUCK IS THIS LISTED AS TRAGEDY/CRIME? It's a fucked up horror story! Freaking hell this is creeping me out.
An alarming number of people don't understand the difference between a tragic story and a sad story. Tragic stories normally END with horrible/sad situations (see: Hamlet, Romeo and Juliet, Othello).
Hoo boy. That, and Romeo and Juliet was basically a comedy up until the letter didn't arrive on time. So for three quarters of the play or so. Hell, Romeo's famous "romantic" soliloquy in the balcony scene was a brilliant skewering of the Petrarchan conceit. If we're going to be anal about it, it wasn't even a tragedy in the purest sense; Romeo and Juliet didn't die because one or both of them had a fatal character flaw that led to their fall, they died because they were stupid kids (not that they in particular were unintelligent, just that children that age tend to be... less than wise and careful in their decisionmaking--it's why we don't let them drink) and just about every adult authority figure in their lives was an utter incompetent.

Star-crossed lovers? A tragic tale? They were what, 13 and 16 in the original story? More like a lesson on why kids getting married for TWOO WUV might not be such a good idea.
This. I never got why everyone thought it was a true love story when the way we're introduced to Romeo is him mourning the other girl leaving him, who he'd clearly fallen deep in love with after a day of knowing her. That ain't love, that's infatuation.
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