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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9075 on: August 22, 2014, 12:23:03 pm »

I would watch the hell out of a legal drama about demons doing demony things.
I just want to see one where like, demons come and colonize earth...

And then either they go "Oh... Shit. What happened to all the bronze swords and such? Um... Hi guys! Fruitcake? :D"

Or have it just be like, normal immigration. You work in an office, and your co-workers are Ahmed, Bruce Wu, Slavjok, and Besmethenon the Defiler, who works in accounting.

Have it be a sitcom, a la Married with Children.

Edit: Also meow.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9076 on: August 22, 2014, 01:06:53 pm »

"Hey Bob, did you see the new beauty working in HR?  Man, I'd give my soul to spend a night with her."

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9077 on: August 22, 2014, 01:09:25 pm »

Speaking of cease and desist, why do so many fan game debs follow that? Why couldn't they go underground and then 'leak' the finished project?

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9078 on: August 22, 2014, 01:10:14 pm »

I would watch the hell out of a legal drama about demons doing demony things.
I just want to see one where like, demons come and colonize earth...

And then either they go "Oh... Shit. What happened to all the bronze swords and such? Um... Hi guys! Fruitcake? :D"

Or have it just be like, normal immigration. You work in an office, and your co-workers are Ahmed, Bruce Wu, Slavjok, and Besmethenon the Defiler, who works in accounting.

Have it be a sitcom, a la Married with Children.

Edit: Also meow.

I had an idea along those lines once. Got as far as drawing a red horned dude in a rumpled office suit riding the subway.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9079 on: August 22, 2014, 01:22:07 pm »

"Hey Bob, did you see the new beauty working in HR?  Man, I'd give my soul to spend a night with her."

"... She's a succubi, Phil."
"What's your point?"
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9080 on: August 22, 2014, 01:23:56 pm »

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9081 on: August 22, 2014, 01:27:50 pm »

I'm actually working on a story about demons colonizing Earth, or at least the aftermath where humans proved to be bigger dicks and foiled the invasion, so now the humanoid demons living in secrecy are legally forced to show their demonic aspect and there's discrimination and such.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9082 on: August 22, 2014, 04:18:15 pm »

I hope we can see a finished product some day. That sounds cool.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9083 on: August 22, 2014, 05:46:21 pm »

So I was playing on the computer yesterday.

All of the sudden, I hear a loud POP followed by some gurgling noise.

I check around to see where it came from, and it seems to be coming from the computer.

I pick up the mouse and hold it to my ear.

Yup, the mouse is growling.

I open it up and dump out the batteries onto the floor and isolate the one that is gurgling.

I wrap it in paper and stuff it in a plastic bottle before it starts bleeding acid all over the place.

It was terrifying, and those were my last batteries, too.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9084 on: August 22, 2014, 06:22:13 pm »

So I was playing on the computer yesterday.

All of the sudden, I hear a loud POP followed by some gurgling noise.

I check around to see where it came from, and it seems to be coming from the computer.

I pick up the mouse and hold it to my ear.

Yup, the mouse is growling.

I open it up and dump out the batteries onto the floor and isolate the one that is gurgling.

I wrap it in paper and stuff it in a plastic bottle before it starts bleeding acid all over the place.

It was terrifying, and those were my last batteries, too.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9085 on: August 22, 2014, 07:40:20 pm »

I would watch the hell out of a legal drama about demons doing demony things.

Does this count?
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9086 on: August 23, 2014, 07:40:22 am »

Have none of you guys seriously seen Ugly Americans?

Its on Netflix and I think its on Hulu.

Guy works in a customs office with his succubi girlfriend, wizard friend, and shares an apartment with a zombie. Whole of New York just takes all this craziness in stride.

Hell of a show.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9087 on: August 23, 2014, 07:40:55 am »

Have none of you guys seriously seen Ugly Americans?

Its on Netflix and I think its on Hulu.

Guy works in a customs office with his succubi girlfriend, wizard friend, and shares an apartment with a zombie. Whole of New York just takes all this craziness in stride.

Hell of a show.
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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9088 on: August 23, 2014, 10:10:07 am »

I've seen a few of the early episodes of Ugly Americans. Fairly good.

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Re: Things that made you absolutely terrified today
« Reply #9089 on: August 23, 2014, 11:38:44 am »

Nah, then it would be "They are succubi, Phil"

'Cause they're still individual people, if not entirely individual bodies.
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