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Who are you loyal to? Read today's turn before voting!

Queen and country!
- 39 (51.3%)
EMPRESS DEATH METAL
- 37 (48.7%)

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b1gb0y2013

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Re: You are minifig... and 7 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #210 on: December 18, 2010, 11:25:46 pm »

Chop up the maiden and cook her in a nice apple soup, and feed her to the knight. A good ending to a sad story.
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Re: You are minifig... and 7 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #211 on: December 18, 2010, 11:26:54 pm »

Chop up the maiden and cook her in a nice apple soup, and feed her to the knight. A good ending to a sad story.

Don't listen to those kind of voices..

Instead.. invent something.. FOR SCIENCE!
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Re: You are minifig... and 7 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #212 on: December 19, 2010, 06:31:27 am »

@Knight:  "I don't roll that way dude."

Got make sweet sweet love to cyborg skeleton girlfriend to wash images out of brain.

Do it!

And have another sip of ale. It's never too much of ale.
Identify the knight's love.

if it's the anvil, kill him and use him for parts.
Is it baby Jesus? I bet its baby Jesus.

Merry Christmas everybody!



"I don't roll that way, dude", you say.

"It's not you. C'mon man, I told you ages ago that you can't have relationships within the band."



"It's the Prince!"

"The Prince?"

"Yeah, man! You know, there is nothing as romantic as gladiatorial combat!"



Sure, that knight has a sentient being who loves him, but you have a cyborg skeleton! And booze!

Combine all the robots with cyborg skeleton.
Dub your creation Empress Death-METAL! Swear eternal loyalty to your new overlord/creation/girlfriend!



But you'll show them all! You will create the greatest replacement for human contact the world has ever seen!



You have created EMPRESS DEATH METAL.

Give the maiden and the queen the apples. Laugh when they fall asleep.



You hand over the apples.



He he he.



PROTIP: When you give someone a poisoned apple, make sure the apple is actually poisoned.

(Verb) the (Noun) with the (Other Noun).



Damn, you should have paid attention in English class...

throw the apples and beer into the cauldron to make some type of soup
Chop up the maiden and cook her in a nice apple soup, and feed her to the knight. A good ending to a sad story.
Don't listen to those kind of voices..

Instead.. invent something.. FOR SCIENCE!



The Queen and maiden ate the apples, so you will have to make do with the beer. You shall find out how much alcohol a human can consume... FOR SCIENCE!



Through the drunken haze you spot today's gift arriving: a Knight of the Lion.

>_
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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #213 on: December 19, 2010, 08:03:27 am »

> Empress death metal: Terminate Knight
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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #214 on: December 19, 2010, 08:10:45 am »

Knight:  Save Blacksmith from drinking himself to death.

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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #215 on: December 19, 2010, 08:51:42 am »

Empress death metal: Calculate approximate position of King on the gift board, share knowledge with Blacksmith.

Blacksmith: Have existentional crisis from vast amount of acquired knowledge.
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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #216 on: December 19, 2010, 09:19:36 am »

Have EMPRESS Death Metal punch open the doors to get more gifts.

Otherwise, try to seduce the maiden with flowers.
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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #217 on: December 19, 2010, 09:50:34 am »

(Kill) the (Knight of the Lion) with the (Empress Death metal).
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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #218 on: December 19, 2010, 11:33:35 am »

introduce the knights to eachother
« Last Edit: December 19, 2010, 11:39:47 am by Furtuka »
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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #219 on: December 19, 2010, 12:11:09 pm »

Have EMPRESS Death Metal punch open the doors to get more gifts.

Otherwise, try to seduce the maiden with flowers.

It would be very unwise to cheat on your two story tall deathmachine girlfriend. You must sacrifice the maiden to Empress Death Metal to prevent futher impure thoughts!
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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #220 on: December 19, 2010, 02:27:49 pm »

Ask Knight of the Lion if he is the true Prince King.
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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #221 on: December 19, 2010, 02:32:34 pm »

Ask Knight of the Lion if he is the true Prince King. to pull out sword in stone.
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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #222 on: December 19, 2010, 02:34:20 pm »

Ask Knight of the Lion if he is the true Prince King. to pull out sword in stone.

I approve.
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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #223 on: December 19, 2010, 09:37:34 pm »

Have EMPRESS Death Metal punch open the doors to get more gifts.

Otherwise, try to seduce the maiden with flowers.

It would be very unwise to cheat on your two story tall deathmachine girlfriend. You must sacrifice the maiden to Empress Death Metal to prevent futher impure thoughts!

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Re: You are minifig... and 6 days away from Christmas!
« Reply #224 on: December 19, 2010, 09:48:34 pm »

YES. Consider Christmas saved.
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