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Cespinarve

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Not Worth Living
« on: December 02, 2010, 05:56:37 pm »

Brand new adventurer, well balanced stats- go, and kill a bandit north of town. So off I go. "I am Ido Whoever. Prepare to die" comes a voice from off screen. Wham, I am hit with seven arrows. Unconscious. I vomit. Death. Never even saw them.
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Nice one, not sure when I'll be feeling like killing a baby but these things are good to know.
This is why we can't have nice things... someone will just wind up filling it with corpses.
Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife — chopping off what's incomplete and saying: "Now it's complete because it's ended here."

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Re: Not Worth Living
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 06:07:33 pm »

Yeah, the game is known for hating us. For example, I ended up being stuck to a wall underground after getting unconscious in a river... but that was in 40d. In fact, I'll go and try replicate that.
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Cespinarve

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Re: Not Worth Living
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 07:54:34 pm »

Just showed up at a town on a river with two men in tow. The spearman jumps in the water and tries to kill a carp that is apparently there. he hasn't come back yet.
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Nice one, not sure when I'll be feeling like killing a baby but these things are good to know.
This is why we can't have nice things... someone will just wind up filling it with corpses.
Arrakis teaches the attitude of the knife — chopping off what's incomplete and saying: "Now it's complete because it's ended here."

Acperience

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Re: Not Worth Living
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 08:00:52 pm »

That carp must have been delicious.
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Ale and Axes

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Re: Not Worth Living
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 08:14:50 pm »

Or the Spearman was.
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Zephyr

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Re: Not Worth Living
« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2010, 11:34:40 pm »

Now how many times have we dodged into a volcano everyone?...REALLY? just me!?...er...boy do i feel stupid! ::)
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Re: Not Worth Living
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2010, 12:23:55 am »

Well, I deny ever jumping into a volcano. *cough*cough* However, I may have dodged into those murky pools enough times to justify starting with a absurdly high swimming skill.
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Playing a cheesemaker in an average Fortress 'round here would be. Freaking. Terrifying.

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Re: Not Worth Living
« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2010, 02:22:25 am »

Now how many times have we dodged into a volcano everyone?...REALLY? just me!?...er...boy do i feel stupid! ::)
More liked pushed...look at the last post in that page:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=51245.1305
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[UTTERANCES] kinda' makes it hard for people to understand kobold songs...

Zephyr

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Re: Not Worth Living
« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2010, 02:14:08 pm »

Now how many times have we dodged into a volcano everyone?...REALLY? just me!?...er...boy do i feel stupid! ::)
More liked pushed...look at the last post in that page:
http://www.bay12forums.com/smf/index.php?topic=51245.1305

That's how i wanna go! Epic!! :o
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Johnfalcon99977

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Re: Not Worth Living
« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2010, 08:11:00 pm »

One word: Decapitation.
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