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Fniff

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Spy Mission
« on: December 02, 2010, 11:39:26 am »

You are a spy, and you have to complete three objectives in Snowy Tundra, Snowy Mansion And Snowy Evil Base.

1: Get Secret Intel.
2: Kill Mr. Evil
3: Deactivate Doomsday Device.

Brief explanation of the rules: Have you ever played a text adventure? This is kinda like that. You issue a command, and I try to fit it with all the other people's commands. These type of games usually have three outcomes: Everything goes insane, the thread dies and/or it becomes amazingly epic.

Oh, and if you attack someone, I go onto random.org and set the true random number generator from 10 to 1. 1 means you fail spectacularly, 10 means you do it with spy like elegance.

I hope for this to be a B-level sideline for my other project Scavenger Tale (Link is in my signature), so I will try and give you as much dedication as I can.

Anyway, time to start the game.

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You drop out of the plane at speeds exceeding anything sane, then pull your parachute. You drift through the dark snowy air with beautiful elegance. You are so cool. You drop into the Tundra and take off your spy parachute. You see what gadgets you have.

Gadgets:

Silenced Pistol (Very silent, but doesn't pack much of a punch.)
Silenced Anti-Material Machine Gun (Not very silent, but if you want a quick escape, it's perfect. Can only be used in GENUINE DANGER, not for your amusement! The pistol can, though.)
Lockpick disguised as a lockpick (It's a lockpick. Yeah, your spy agency is a bit out of funding. You can imagine it's a super stealthy gadget, but that's not gonna fool guards.)
Bobblehead Grenade (A grenade disguised as a Bobblehead. Activated by flicking the head three times.)
Map (Maps are gadgets, right?)

That's it? Wow, maybe you really shouldn't have signed up for this one.

You check the map. Mansion is far to the west, Secret Base is in the Mansion. You wonder if the mansion has snowmobiles, so you can have a daring escape.

What do you do?

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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 11:41:10 am »

Make a snowman. Interrogate the snowman in a hardboiled fashion.
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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 11:44:18 am »

Make a snowman. Interrogate the snowman in a hardboiled fashion.

After having received the secret intel from the snowman, execute him via snowball firing squad(He was too dangerous to keep alive), then look for more guards that you will then kill via pistol whip.
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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 11:44:46 am »

Make a snowman. Interrogate the snowman in a hardboiled fashion.

You scream into the snow.

"I WILL NEVER BE A PROBLEM SLEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTH"

Well, now that's over with, you--

Oh god no.

Problem Sleuth parachutes down from a moving plane, landing in a hardboiled fashion.

"What are you doing here!? This is a spy mission, not a detective case!" You yell at Problem Sleuth.

"Well, turns out a dame told me to come here. So there. Ha." He says, in a hardboiled fashion.

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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 11:46:42 am »

Shoot Problem Sleuth, in the FACE, MULTIPLE TIMES.
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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 11:47:54 am »

Shoot Problem Sleuth, in the FACE, MULTIPLE TIMES.

You pull your gun on him, he pulls his tommy gun on you.

...Frak.

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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #6 on: December 02, 2010, 11:50:23 am »

...PULL OUT YOUR MACHINE GUN!
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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #7 on: December 02, 2010, 11:52:35 am »

...PULL OUT YOUR MACHINE GUN!

You pull out your machine gun, and he pulls out a rocket launcher.

Is this gonna go on forever? You have important things to do!

"Hey, PS, can we stop now? My arms are getting tired from holding this monstrosity." You say, annoyed.

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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #8 on: December 02, 2010, 11:54:34 am »

...throw a snowball at him! Commence snowball fight! In a hardboiled fashion of course.
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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #9 on: December 02, 2010, 11:56:37 am »

...throw a snowball at him! Commence snowball fight! In a hardboiled fashion of course.

"I AM NOT A DEEEEEEEETECTIVEEEEEEEEEEEE" You yell. "I AM A SPY, WHO SOLVES THINGS IN ELEGANT SPY-LIKE FASSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHIOOOOOOOOON"

"I AM NOT A SPYYYYYYYYYYYYYY" Problem Sleuth yells "I AM A DETECTIVE, WHO SOLVES THINGS IN HARDBOILED DETECTIVE LIKE FASSSSSSSSSSSSHIOOOOOOOOOOOOON"

You scratch your head. Poor Problem Sleuth, gone quite mad.

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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #10 on: December 02, 2010, 12:00:04 pm »

Elegantly throw a snowball at him to cool him off.
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« Reply #11 on: December 02, 2010, 12:02:30 pm »

Elegantly throw a snowball at him to cool him off.

You throw a snowball at him, and he cools off.

Suddenly, voices of guards start coming near! You jump into the snow and hide, unseen. Problem Sleuth follows your example, with only his hat poking out of the snow.

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« Reply #12 on: December 02, 2010, 12:05:16 pm »

Elegantly grab his hat and throw it like a frisbee at the guards. While they are distracted by the hat elegantly shoot them. Shoot to kill with all except one. That one must just be incapcitated and then interrogated in a elegant manner.
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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #13 on: December 02, 2010, 12:07:38 pm »

The gods roll dice...

1.

Dear Jesus.

You toss the hat, and it comes back and hits you in the face. Thankfully, the guards didn't notice. Annoyingly, Problem sleuth did and is now laughing at you quietly.

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Re: Spy Mission
« Reply #14 on: December 02, 2010, 12:08:49 pm »

...shoot the guards.
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