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[Fniff]

Kick snake out of the box. Steal the box. Head to the yoga class.

You take the box and hide in it.

Everyone spots Snake and pumps him full of lead. Including Problem Sleuth.

[Demonic Spoon]

Head to the yoga class.

[Fniff]

Head to the yoga class.

You head over to the Yoga class. Mr. Evil is in some position till he sees you, then he sits up.

"Ah, Boxy McBox. Come and practice some Yoga." Mr. Evil says.

[Demonic Spoon]

Practice some yoga.

[Fniff]

Practice some yoga.

You practice some yoga, and try and think of a way to kill Mr. Evil.

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By the way, are you guys enjoying this?

[Demonic Spoon]

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Yes

Is Mr. Evil alone? If yes. Grab him. Force him to tell you the the location of te doomsday device, how to deactivate it and the secret intel.

[Argembarger]

...but make sure to keep the persona of Boxy McBox, for now.

[Fniff]

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Yes

Is Mr. Evil alone? If yes. Grab him. Force him to tell you the the location of te doomsday device, how to deactivate it and the secret intel.

You grab Mr. Evil and demand to tell him the location of the doomsday device and how to deactivate it, and also the secret intel.

"BOXY! YOU WERE MY FRIEEEEEND! The doomsday device is at the last room of the base, and you press a big button marked "OFF"! The intel is there too, I swear!" He screams. You smile and shoot him in the head.

You are so hardboiled elegant.

[Argembarger]

Someone needs to illustrate this story when it's over.

[Fniff]

Someone needs to illustrate this story when it's over.

And Scavenger Tale, don't forget Scavenger Tale.

I think people can derive several signatures from this thread.

[Demonic Spoon]

Shed a tear for our lost friend, Mr. Evil, the world is a cruel place where friends are forced to kill each ther due to circumstances.

Head to the last room of the base.

[Argembarger]

Shed a tear for our lost friend, Mr. Evil, the world is a cruel place where friends are forced to kill each ther due to circumstances.

Head to the last room of the base.

Don't just assume the persona of Boxy McBox.

Become Boxy McBox.

You are the box. It's you.

[arcadia]

Don't just assume the persona of Boxy McBox. Become Boxy McBox. You are the box. It's you.

^ Agreed.

We need to go one level deeper._{We are a box pretending to be a spy who's hiding in a box. impersonating Boxy McBox.}

[quip]

Don't just assume the persona of Boxy McBox. Become Boxy McBox. You are the box. It's you.

^ Agreed.

We need to go one level deeper._{We are a box pretending to be a spy who's hiding in a box. impersonating Boxy McBox.}

Have a existential crisis over your idetnity, finnaly having your spy persona overwhelmed by Boxy McBox. Then pretend to be the spy and complete the mission.

[Fniff]

Don't just assume the persona of Boxy McBox. Become Boxy McBox. You are the box. It's you.

^ Agreed.

We need to go one level deeper._{We are a box pretending to be a spy who's hiding in a box. impersonating Boxy McBox.}

Have a existential crisis over your idetnity, finnaly having your spy persona overwhelmed by Boxy McBox. Then pretend to be the spy and complete the mission.

You do that, and then wonder how to get to the last level of the base. You look around. You see a switch. You go over there and switch it. It goes down.

You are at the first level of the secret underground base!