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[Demonic Spoon]

Continue to the last level.

[Fniff]

Continue to the last level.

You elegantly walk to the last level.

This is it. This is the final--

"MUHAHA-- I mean, uh...Capache." Oh my lord, it's Mr.Bvil!

"Your game is up, Mr. Bvil!" Problem Sleuth comes on your heels. "This bullet is for the little dame that was hysterical because of you!"

BANG!

Mr. Bvil is dead.

However, now the doomsday device is activated, and several hordes of guards have come.

"Problem Sleuth, deactivate the doomsday device, I'll handle the guards." You say, and get ready for combat.

[Demonic Spoon]

Get out your machine gun! Fire at will!

"Push the switch marked 'off' to switch off the doomsday weapon!"

[Fniff]

Get out your machine gun! Fire at will!

"Push the switch marked 'off' to switch off the doomsday weapon!"

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

I have decided to get rid of random.org due to the fact you guys killed it's entire family with a copy of dwarf fortress 1.00.

"Problem, press the off switch to switch it off!"

You pepper the hordes of guards with huge amounts of ammo. Their bodies blow up.

"They are all marked off!"

"Just switch any of them!"

More and more guards come. You kill them all, apart from one. One manages to shoot you in the leg. You start limping. The guard dies quickly after that.

"OK! Got it! The doomsday machine is off! Now it is saying that it is going to detonate a massive explosive that will blow up the mansion. Huh." Problem Sleuth scratches his head.

"GET TO THE SNOWMOBILES!"

You run out of the secret base and up into the mansion. The James Bond theme is playing all the way in your head.

You manage to get to the snowmobiles! You each get a snowmobile and make a daring escape!

OH NO! The guards are following! What do you do?

[Demonic Spoon]

Return to the base to get the secret intel of course, a spy never leaves a job two thirds done.

[Fniff]

Return to the base to get the secret intel of course, a spy never leaves a job two thirds done.

Oh, wait! The secret intel!

Suddenly, another snowmobile joins the fray. It's Fred Danza, holding the secret intel! That Chekhov's bastard!

"I thought a spy never leaves a job with two thirds done!" He shouts, laughing. He throws the intel over, and you catch it.

[Digital Hellhound]

Think up some witty response before he gets out of hearing range, then check if it's the real intel, and not, say, a bomb.

[Fniff]

Think up some witty response before he gets out of hearing range, then check if it's the real intel, and not, say, a bomb.

"I thought a good evil genius never helps a spy!" You shout. He hears, and takes off his mask. It is Mr Unix, the best spy in the world!

[Demonic Spoon]

Shoot him in the face. Retrieve the secret intel.

[Argembarger]

Shoot the secret intel. Retrieve his face.

[quip]

Do both

[Fniff]

You shoot him in the face, manage to get his fake face and steal the intel. You drive ahead of the guards and the mansion blows up. You and Problem Sleuth duck down at the site the agency would pick you up at.

"Hey, spy guy. I think we should work together. I mean, your agency kinda sucks. I mean, a lockpick? Seriously? Anyway, you can come work at Problem Sleuth, Ace Dick And Pickle Inspector Agencies. I think you'd like it there. We get tons of cases that need less hardboiled and more of your style."

Do you accept?

[quip]

Tell him you will consider his offer but need more time to think on the matter.

[Demonic Spoon]

Shoot him in the face.

[quip]

(Are we going to take his identity or is this just general bloodlust? Ok, I'll admit I'd preferthe bloodlust option, as long as it's elegent)
Do what I said before, then do as Demonic Spoonsaid.