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Re: NASA found new life forms. Oh shi--
« Reply #45 on: December 03, 2010, 05:43:25 pm »

I don't know if that'll work. You might end up with a molecule that tends to revert into gaseous nitrogen (with predictably hilarious results), as that tends to happen when you put a lot of nitrogen atoms close to each other. Also, coercing nitrate to even form dimers is quite difficult, while phosphate will happily polymerize up into the thousands of units, meaning that chaining 3 of them together is easy as pie.
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« Reply #46 on: December 03, 2010, 05:51:14 pm »

Oh.

That makes me sad.
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« Reply #47 on: December 03, 2010, 05:55:12 pm »

Yeah. Nitrogen has this pesky urge to become nitrogen gas. When it does, bad things happen:

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Re: NASA found new life forms. Oh shi--
« Reply #48 on: December 03, 2010, 05:56:05 pm »

As I recall, Nitrogen bonds are also a key component to explosives, but I don't know enough about biochemestry to know if this means exploding bacteria.
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Re: NASA found new life forms. Oh shi--
« Reply #49 on: December 03, 2010, 05:56:57 pm »

I don't think exploding bacteria would evolve pretty well :P
Anyway, changing Bacteria so they nitrate glycerin would be interesting...


This reminds me of something else that has to do with swapping out one element for another:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strontium#Effect_on_the_human_body
Basically, the human body will happily use strontium instead of calcium to grow new bone tissue. I don't think anyone has ever tried to find out if it also makes a difference to the nerve system (nerves use calcium as part of the signal transmission process)
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Re: NASA found new life forms. Oh shi--
« Reply #50 on: December 03, 2010, 06:01:07 pm »

Strontium man, strontium man
Strontium man hates calcium man
They have a fight
Strontium wins
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« Reply #51 on: December 03, 2010, 07:46:36 pm »

Guys, I just realized something. These bacteria are teeny-tiny pirates!

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« Reply #52 on: December 03, 2010, 10:58:13 pm »

Guys, I just realized something. These bacteria are teeny-tiny pirates!

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« Reply #53 on: December 04, 2010, 01:05:58 am »

Saw a few articles saying it was a second Abiogenesis, but that's really REALLY unlikely. If it were second abiogenesis, THEN I'd be extremely excited, but Occam's razor says constant arsenic exposure led to this.

I can imagine a romance novel of forbidden love between an arsenic based woman and phosphate based man. Shortest Romeo and Juliet ever.
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« Reply #54 on: December 04, 2010, 11:24:58 am »

Mars would have had lifeforms similar to earth's based on its composition.

There is a hypothesis that Mars lifeforms (if they ever existed, we haven't found them yet and haven't been able to look in every possible place. Rovers can only dig so deep) have peroxide based chemistry. They could still be carbon based, its the chemistry that was hypothesized to be based on peroxides or something.
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« Reply #55 on: December 04, 2010, 11:36:12 am »

Mars would have had lifeforms similar to earth's based on its composition.

There is a hypothesis that Mars lifeforms (if they ever existed, we haven't found them yet and haven't been able to look in every possible place. Rovers can only dig so deep) have peroxide based chemistry. They could still be carbon based, its the chemistry that was hypothesized to be based on peroxides or something.

Wow, i need ot find that article. Peroxide is a powerfull oxydant, and really oxydation is normally one of the worst enemy of new life.
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« Reply #56 on: December 04, 2010, 11:46:41 am »

Mars would have had lifeforms similar to earth's based on its composition.

There is a hypothesis that Mars lifeforms (if they ever existed, we haven't found them yet and haven't been able to look in every possible place. Rovers can only dig so deep) have peroxide based chemistry. They could still be carbon based, its the chemistry that was hypothesized to be based on peroxides or something.

Wow, i need ot find that article. Peroxide is a powerfull oxydant, and really oxydation is normally one of the worst enemy of new life.

I don't remember for sure if it was peroxide or something similar, but there was something about life on mars being based on something. I'm trying to find the article as well, but all I'm finding atm is stuff about hydrogen peroxide killing life on the surface of mars.
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« Reply #57 on: December 04, 2010, 11:55:26 am »

Would make more sense really. Especially since killing bacteria is what's Peroxide normally used for.
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Re: NASA found new life forms. Oh shi--
« Reply #58 on: December 04, 2010, 12:28:59 pm »

Found the paper he was referring to.  Here's another one.  It seems that the main use for hydrogen peroxide would be as a combination antifreeze and water absorber.  It IS admitted in the articles that this is basically wild speculation; the main discussion is how to possibly detect the microbes if they are indeed using this (since heating them up would cause the hydrogen peroxide to violently oxidize the rest of their organic molecules). 
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« Reply #59 on: December 04, 2010, 12:37:50 pm »

While I wasn't thinking of those articles per se, the peroxide-water thing is what I was referring to.
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