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Author Topic: Atheism Redux [READ THE FIRST POST]  (Read 199348 times)

Max White

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Re: Atheism Redux [READ THE FIRST POST]
« Reply #2835 on: January 31, 2011, 06:33:36 am »

Pre-genisis 1:1
In the begining, there was super-duper-with-a-cherry-on-top God, and she was sitting back relaxing in her office, when her boss, super-duper-with-a-cherry-on-top-and-sprinkles God  comes up to her, and he was all like 'We need to talk in my office' and she was all like 'Shit! I'm going to get fired for slacking off!'
So in super-duper-with-a-cherry-on-top-and-sprinkles God's office, he was all like 'So we figure you have a large workload, and your not getting it all done!' and she was like 'Here it comes' and he was like 'So we hired you a secutary! Meet super-duper god!' and she was all like 'Score!'

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Re: Atheism Redux [READ THE FIRST POST]
« Reply #2836 on: January 31, 2011, 06:34:55 am »

That does not answer my vital question. Does she have a good rack?
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« Reply #2837 on: January 31, 2011, 06:36:02 am »

That does not answer my vital question. Does she have a good rack?
What are you, 16? Grow some respect! She is a freeking super-duper-with-a-cherry-on-top god. If you can't respect her, how can you ever expect to respect any mortal woman?

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« Reply #2838 on: January 31, 2011, 06:38:43 am »

Actually I am sixteen. Awesome tits take up 99% of my brain's processing power.
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Re: Atheism Redux [READ THE FIRST POST]
« Reply #2839 on: January 31, 2011, 06:41:46 am »

Lol. Don't forget the next one in line, Mega-super-duper-God-with-a-cherry-on-top-and-sprinkles.
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« Reply #2840 on: January 31, 2011, 06:43:07 am »

Is this one female, and if so what about her rack? If not I don't care about them.
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« Reply #2841 on: January 31, 2011, 06:44:29 am »

Actually I am sixteen. Awesome tits take up 99% of my brain's processing power.

As you grow up, you will come to realise two things.
The first is that large organs on the front of a woman may be fun to play with for a while, but you get over them. Soon you need something more complex to occupy your mind, and thats when personality comes into play, and you soon forget about your large fleshy toys.
The second is that the larger they are, the more they sag, therefor smaller, to a reasonable degree, is more attractive once they take their bra off.

The first lesson is significantly more important.

Lol. Don't forget the next one in line, Mega-super-duper-God-with-a-cherry-on-top-and-sprinkles.
And then comes pirate god.

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« Reply #2842 on: January 31, 2011, 06:46:19 am »

Then Ninja-pirate God. That's a girl.
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« Reply #2843 on: January 31, 2011, 06:48:16 am »

lets not forget ninja-pirate-god-with-lazer-beams.

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« Reply #2844 on: January 31, 2011, 06:50:33 am »

WHOO!!! NINJA-PIRATE GODDESS!!! MEGA SWEET TITS!!!

P.S. I said great tits. Not big tits. Not huge tits. AWESOME TITS!!!
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« Reply #2845 on: January 31, 2011, 06:52:49 am »

Is it possible to bitch slap him through the internet? Or atleast tell him about the red ninja game so he dosn't come back to the internet?

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« Reply #2846 on: January 31, 2011, 06:54:52 am »

The internet has pictures of awesome tits, therefore I will never leave. Please note that I am not a troll, I am just really enthusiastic about tits.

(And I'm joking around a little.)
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Re: Atheism Redux [READ THE FIRST POST]
« Reply #2847 on: January 31, 2011, 06:57:16 am »

But under rated PS2 games have so much more to offer...
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Re: Atheism Redux [READ THE FIRST POST]
« Reply #2848 on: January 31, 2011, 06:58:06 am »

Please. The TRAILER for Dead or Alive Extreme 2 is way better than that.
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Re: Atheism Redux [READ THE FIRST POST]
« Reply #2849 on: January 31, 2011, 06:59:01 am »

Yea but that game was over rated.

Wait, on topic... Something about god.
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