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[TheBiggerFish]

2326: All your friends are Urist McMeaningfulNames.

[Rusty]

2327

Sample of how I read every case in law school now:

Urist McDeputy: "Do you know why I pulled you over, sir?"

Urist McSuspect is throwing a tantrum!

Urist McDeputy punches Urist McSuspect in the head, bruising the muscle!

Urist McSuspect has been knocked unconscious!

Urist McDeputy: "It was inevitable."

[Dragofire]

2328: You have built a working alarm clock in Dwarf Fortress that wakes every dwarf in the fortress up when a siege arrives with an absurdly complicated pipe and pressure plate system.
2329: You have installed every mod available on your copy of the latest version of Dwarf Fortress.
(Wait. Does that mean I play Dwarf Fortress too much? Because I have installed every mod for the current version on my computer. EVERYTHING. It takes five minutes to load a world because there is just so much stuff to load.)

[TomiTapio]

2330: You presume to know the names of all the mods for the latest version of Dwarf Fortress.

2331: During a walk, in the times of The Pandemic, you think about Dwarf Fortress modding to drive away the unwanted thoughts.

[Uthimienure]

2332:  You own at least 2 Dwarf Fortress t-shirts.
2333:  You wear the t-shirts often in public, hoping to meet a fellow fanatic and marry them.

[recon1o6]

2334: You wonder who left the weather on in the D.Init file whenever you forget your umbrella

[StrawBarrel]

2335: You see brook ~~~~ in real life and think yes my dwarves can cross that.

[Salmeuk]

2336:you are afraid of climbing trees for fear of getting hopelessly stuck

[Magmacube_tr]

2337: You hate environmentalists.

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Wow, a necro. Nice.

[etron]

2338: The only sign...I disconnect from the stress of work remembering how to play dwarf fortress.

[muldrake]

2339:  go home from work and spend hours editing a spreadsheet to assign labor tasks to dwarves (but absolutely refuse even to touch a spreadsheet at work itself).

[Magmacube_tr]

2340: You go to great lengths to obtain even the smallest article of clothing, often getting into deadly situations as a result.

[brewer bob]

2341: You store your XXsheep wool socksXX on the floor because your -chipboard cabinet- is too full and refuse to throw them away.

[Uthimienure]

2342:  You name all of your children and pets Urist, and refer to your spouse and yourself as Urist.

[StrawBarrel]

2343: You see people using wheelbarrows on tv and begin to appreciate their hauling abilities.