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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 173026 times)

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #15 on: December 04, 2010, 09:32:08 pm »

23. Your front yard is covered in blood and vomit.

24. The interior of your house has sustained a lot of damage, mostly in the name of !!SCIENCE!!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #16 on: December 04, 2010, 09:34:00 pm »

25. You refuse to go shopping because 'The economy is still gliched and is just a place holder for now'.

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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #17 on: December 04, 2010, 09:42:36 pm »

26.You keep an announcement log by your computer.  The most common entry is: "You" cancel sleep: Playing Dwarf Fortress"
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #18 on: December 04, 2010, 10:04:01 pm »

27. When you notice at it always seems to rain everywhere except where you live, the first thing that pops into your mind is "huh, i must live on a seperate biome".


That happened to me just a few days ago 8).
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2010, 10:06:37 pm »

28: you become emotionally attached to various objects around your house
29: you breed war elephants
30: you scream at the mere thought of an ampersand
31: you have an underground farm
32: you've grown a full beard (female)
33: you live off *cat tallow roast*

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34: you use your newborn baby as a shield from a robber
35: you have cage traps for theives
« Last Edit: December 04, 2010, 10:08:15 pm by ricky »
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2010, 10:43:53 pm »

When you start methodically chanting praises to Armok...
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2010, 10:53:15 pm »

36. When you start methodically chanting praises to Armok...

Don't forget we're counting!  ;)

37. You never change clothes.  Ever.

38. Your keyboard lacks a 7 key.

39. You take great care to decorate your dining room lavishly; after all, who needs anything more?
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2010, 11:10:44 pm »

Why would your keyboard be missing the 7?
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2010, 11:18:09 pm »

40.  You live above a limestone aquifer.  And reference the raws to see if it's possible in DF.   (It isn't)
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2010, 11:26:22 pm »

41.You run screaming from gophers
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2010, 11:43:32 pm »

42.  Your answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything, is Magma.
43.  The areas around your doors are immaculate so nothing can lodge them open and allow invaders in.
44.  You measure everything in "Urists."
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2010, 12:35:26 am »

Why would your keyboard be missing the 7?

Take a close look.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2010, 12:37:28 am »

It's near (u)nits?
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2010, 12:46:23 am »

The 7 key has the ampersand "&."
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2010, 12:48:30 am »

45. You think that the popular kids, the jocks, the geeks, music club, and etc. are all separate burrows at your school.
46. You think you can make a claim to fame by making an exquisite sock with an image of socks on it, and have it valued in at 1000 bucks minimum somehow. (or equivalent to several thousand dwarfbucks)
47. When you hear your kids tell you they're afraid of the dark because of bogeymen, you ready the traps, or gather all sorts of random crap to throw. (You're just as scared of them as your kids.)
48. You think you can get buff and a ridiculous amount of stamina by becoming a bureaucrat.
49. Smokey the Bear makes an appealing target because he is regarded as a god by the local elven community.
50. You actually attempt to brew mushrooms.
50a. You also attempt to cook beer.
« Last Edit: December 05, 2010, 03:47:44 am by Itnetlolor »
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