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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #840 on: March 14, 2011, 02:46:43 pm »
no I mean the one that's not part of it.
i.e. indie dev pages and the like.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #841 on: March 15, 2011, 07:27:53 am »
Not sure if it has been mentioned. but...

1015: You can name every magma safe stone, every ore(and what those ores smelt into), and what layer you can find said stones without checking the wiki.

1016: When everything is falling apart around you, you just turn around, abandon everything, and try again.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #842 on: March 15, 2011, 09:30:35 am »
Quote from: RTiger on March 15, 2011, 07:27:53 am
1016: When everything is falling apart around you, you just turn around, abandon everything, and try again.

Wait... isn't this normal?

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OH! You meant IRL...
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #843 on: March 15, 2011, 12:56:00 pm »
1017: When you need to build something, you do it from the west. If you can't, you try north-west, then north, etc...
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #844 on: March 15, 2011, 02:08:26 pm »
Actually, it's west, east, north, south, then cancel the job.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #845 on: March 15, 2011, 06:54:54 pm »
1018: You realize Gatleos is the bookeeper of the sgins and hope he is skilled enough to get all counts accurate.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #846 on: March 15, 2011, 06:56:26 pm »
Quote from: Ricky on March 15, 2011, 06:54:54 pm
1018: You realize Gatleos is the bookeeper of the sgins and hope he is skilled enough to get all counts accurate.

1019: You realize that you've been calling them 'sgins' for the past 1019 reasons, but you keep doing it anyway.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #847 on: March 15, 2011, 06:57:49 pm »
1020: you have actually copied every sgin into a word document and now you believe that you have superdwarvenly stats
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #848 on: March 16, 2011, 10:59:45 am »
Quote from: Darvi on March 15, 2011, 06:57:49 pm
1020: you have actually copied every sgin into a word document and now you believe that you have superdwarvenly stats
The temptation to write 'someone should do this' is so high...
Well done for doing that at any rate.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #849 on: March 16, 2011, 11:02:00 am »
1021: You have a pet war spider so big it scares even Australians.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #850 on: March 16, 2011, 06:52:26 pm »
Quote from: quip on March 16, 2011, 10:59:45 am
Quote from: Darvi on March 15, 2011, 06:57:49 pm
1020: you have actually copied every sgin into a word document and now you believe that you have superdwarvenly stats
The temptation to write 'someone should do this' is so high...
Well done for doing that at any rate.

Someone already is doing it.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #851 on: March 16, 2011, 07:07:01 pm »
1022: You have a pet war elephant, because you heard about what they did at Boatmurdered.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #852 on: March 16, 2011, 07:11:12 pm »
1023) If someone in Real Life tells you they are a gardener you tell them to get out.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #853 on: March 16, 2011, 07:14:46 pm »
Quote from: Bdthemag on March 16, 2011, 07:11:12 pm
1023) If someone in Real Life tells you they are a gardener you tell them to get out.
I see what you did there.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #854 on: March 16, 2011, 11:06:39 pm »
1024: You brag about your golden goblin ejaculator.
1025: You sleep on the second Z level of your house.
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