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metime00

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Re: "Dare steal an egg from the dragon's lair..."
« Reply #15 on: December 17, 2010, 09:15:35 am »
Or stealing megabeast eggs and having a baby megabeast selling caravan!
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Quote from: Thadius on September 19, 2010, 02:00:07 am
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Re: "Dare steal an egg from the dragon's lair..."
« Reply #16 on: December 17, 2010, 09:43:25 am »
Quote from: Gamer of Indie on December 17, 2010, 08:18:25 am
Heh, now Adventure Mode is going to have Monster Hunter quests?

Peasant: A rathian has been terrorizing our village!
Peasant: Ridgedcurses is a half day's journey to the west.
Peasant: Seek out the eggs of Queendeserts the Embodiment of Earth and return with one egg.
Peasant: Law-Giver Urist McOmelette has devoured three rathian eggs in his lust for yolk!


Also...

When I wake up the first thing I do... Eggs.


Arggggggh!! I was trying to do that very same quest 20 minutes ago:  A wild Melynx as appeared!
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I lost the damn Egg to a cat swarm shortly after.
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Quote from: Peasant on November 19, 2010, 02:53:31 pm
So i'm chasing this wounded cheetah right? I go near this dried out pond AND SUDDENLY 21 FUCKING ELANDS COME OUT OF NOWHERE TO SHATTER MY BONES WITH THEIR THUNDEROUS HOOVES OF RAMPAGING MIGHT
Quote from: Urist McUristy on November 26, 2010, 01:10:06 pm
Your eyes must be broken. You have gone blind most likely, but the paralysing is confusing.. Could you poast a screenshot?

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Re: "Dare steal an egg from the dragon's lair..."
« Reply #17 on: December 17, 2010, 10:14:41 am »
cat swarm?
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And then the horror hits: This was just spring.
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Re: "Dare steal an egg from the dragon's lair..."
« Reply #18 on: December 17, 2010, 10:18:48 am »
Quote from: Gamer of Indie on December 17, 2010, 08:18:25 am
Heh, now Adventure Mode is going to have Monster Hunter quests?

Peasant: A rathian has been terrorizing our village!
Peasant: Ridgedcurses is a half day's journey to the west.
Peasant: Seek out the eggs of Queendeserts the Embodiment of Earth and return with one egg.
Heh, a dragon is terrorizing the town yet all they want is it's eggs for omlettes...

Talk about priorities...Chicken eggs for breakfast are for wusses. Dragon omlettes, breakfast of Champions!!!
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Re: "Dare steal an egg from the dragon's lair..."
« Reply #19 on: December 17, 2010, 10:20:22 am »
Quote from: Eagle_eye on December 17, 2010, 09:15:13 am
Quote from: Untouchable on December 17, 2010, 08:42:02 am
Or... perhaps if the game had Cockatrice or Basilisks in it. Gather their eggs and use them as projectiles, hopefully causing petrification on impact.

what if we don't wear gloves? :D

That's why you always wear gloves.
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Re: "Dare steal an egg from the dragon's lair..."
« Reply #20 on: December 17, 2010, 11:04:03 am »
Oh how I can't wait to throw baby dragons at their mother.
« Last Edit: December 17, 2010, 11:13:54 am by Dbuhos »
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Re: "Dare steal an egg from the dragon's lair..."
« Reply #21 on: December 17, 2010, 02:06:35 pm »
Quote from: Ahra on December 17, 2010, 10:14:41 am
cat swarm?
Standard group of cats, except they use swarm tactics and apply explosives all over the place.

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Quote from: Peasant on November 19, 2010, 02:53:31 pm
So i'm chasing this wounded cheetah right? I go near this dried out pond AND SUDDENLY 21 FUCKING ELANDS COME OUT OF NOWHERE TO SHATTER MY BONES WITH THEIR THUNDEROUS HOOVES OF RAMPAGING MIGHT
Quote from: Urist McUristy on November 26, 2010, 01:10:06 pm
Your eyes must be broken. You have gone blind most likely, but the paralysing is confusing.. Could you poast a screenshot?

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Re: "Dare steal an egg from the dragon's lair..."
« Reply #22 on: December 17, 2010, 07:12:48 pm »
Quote from: Kobold Troubadour on December 17, 2010, 10:18:48 am
Heh, a dragon is terrorizing the town yet all they want is it's eggs for omlettes...

Talk about priorities...Chicken eggs for breakfast are for wusses. Dragon omlettes, breakfast of Champions!!!

Well hey, that's how it is in the Monster Hunter games. They have all these dragons and monsters living right outside their village, and they want you to go grab a few eggs and bring them home. Because dragon omelettes are worth accidentally leading the monster to your village. 
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Quote from: Hivemind on December 21, 2010, 05:40:27 am
Everyone knows dwarves pass knowledge through a mass collective, fueled by alcohol. Hence their inability to sustain themselves over long periods with water; they lose the dwarven empathic connection, and become singular and... sane. Which in turn drives them crazy!

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Re: "Dare steal an egg from the dragon's lair..."
« Reply #23 on: December 17, 2010, 07:19:19 pm »
I wonder if dragons will still take a millennium to reach full size.
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