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Author Topic: Dwarven Limericks  (Read 39178 times)

Bumber

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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #30 on: June 30, 2019, 03:18:30 pm »

Ptw
Uhh... the last post was 9 years ago.
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THE xTROLL FUR SOCKx RUSE WAS A........... DISTACTION        the carp HAVE the wagon

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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #31 on: June 30, 2019, 04:32:58 pm »

Oh. I found the link on someone’s signature and thought this was still running. Sorry
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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #32 on: June 30, 2019, 08:38:06 pm »

Ptw
Uhh... the last post was 9 years ago.
Some people just want to watch the dead rise.

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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #33 on: June 30, 2019, 10:47:01 pm »

Ptw
Uhh... the last post was 9 years ago.
Some people just want to watch the dead rise.
There once was a necromancer in Youngbowl
Who wonders “What makes a soul”
So he asked the dead to enlighten him
However they seemed to have no mind within

The necromancer began to ponder
About his tower and what lay yonder
He sent his dead to investigate
But they all met a grisly fate

The necromancer grew quite worried
To the top of his tower he hurried
He tidied his books to figure out
What could have taken his undead out

He spent many days and nights there
Studying the books while unaware
That the thing that killed his army was near
Till it struck the tower at the rear

The tower began to fall
The necromancer started to call
For help however no one came
No one even knew his name

And so the tower was felled
All of his cries were quelled
All that remains now is pile of stone
Under which is a human sized pile of bone
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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #34 on: June 30, 2019, 11:01:29 pm »

Mafol said the callus was from the boot
And refused it as the battle horns did hoot
The goblin noticed his socked toe
the mace struck a splattering blow
Now Mafol is suffering from pain acute

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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #35 on: July 01, 2019, 03:39:31 am »

There was once a dwarf I called urist,
Who's lust for new socks was the purest.
With a leap and a cry, he rushed in and then died,
testing this admin's endurance.
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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #36 on: July 05, 2019, 09:51:00 pm »

There was a dead poet from DeckRode
Through its ruin her ghostly rhymes echoed.
But her corpse, on its pike,
Came to life--well, lifelike--
For her post, at long last, had been necro'd.
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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #37 on: July 05, 2019, 10:39:40 pm »

There once was a dwarf in irondoors
Who tired of the constant wars
She voiced her wanting the fort at peace
So they locked her up with no release
She was charged with attempted thwarting of expansion
The punishment would be execution
An axeman proceeded to cut off her head
The traitor now lies dead
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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #38 on: July 06, 2019, 11:42:34 pm »

Ah, screw it, I'm jumping on the necrotic, shambling bandwagon.

There once was a wagon from Mountainhomes
Which met a young dragon called Ruthlessforce
And being quite flammable
Its fate made for a parable
To the fact that our fears make us scuttle
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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #39 on: July 07, 2019, 04:35:30 pm »

There once were some dwarves who deigned to aspire
to pierce a problematic aquifier
much progress did they make
'till the pump op' went on break
and left the fort leader down to expire

Seven fisherdwarves founded a fort
just to fish, nothing else of import
they all set out their lines
but quickly changed their minds
when the zombie orcas came to port
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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #40 on: July 09, 2019, 09:46:45 pm »

Nimble Urist evaded all dangers
Dodging beasts, flying objects, and dull hauling tasks
He moved like a flicker
Indeed no dwarf was quicker
Urist dodged every threat 'till his last

To fell megabeasts he was untouchable
Deadly arrows he sidestepped with nary a sound
A dumped pigtail sock was easy
But the nearby stairs were greasy
And Urist, though nimble, plummeted down

Urist fell over 100 levels
To the unyielding floor of green glass
But one last bit of flattering
Though he made quite the splattering
He dodged every step save the last
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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #41 on: July 10, 2019, 02:41:54 pm »

There once was a Dwarf frommnbvfdfrtyuioH DEAR ARMOK NO ITS A HYDR----

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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #42 on: July 10, 2019, 02:45:40 pm »

There once was a dwarf from Nantucket,
who put on his head a bucket.
Then he did kill an elf,
and put its head on a shelf.
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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #43 on: July 10, 2019, 05:22:57 pm »

There once was a dwarf from Nantucket,
who put on his head a bucket.
Then he did kill an elf,
and put its head on a shelf.
He should finish this poem, but eh, fuck it.
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Re: Dwarven Limericks
« Reply #44 on: July 11, 2019, 12:02:20 pm »

There once was a fort named Archcrystal
That for four hundred years could resist all
The sieges that came
So wide spread the fame
Of that wonderful fort named Archcrystal.
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